Tweet-TOPIX-en: 06/13/15

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Wembley 🎉🎉🎉 #ROWYSOLondon pic.twitter.com/F6xyl4J3ZU
— ☀️Ashton ILY☀️ (@1ashtonsgiggle1) June 13, 2015

The final bow! #5SOS #5secondsofsummer #final #bow #rowysotour #rowysolondon #wembley #2015… https://t.co/FyafhITLPB
— Alexa (@ItsAlexa_96) June 13, 2015

Everything you need to know about #NoControlMusicVideo Must Read guys! http://t.co/rLsFt7W8NF pic.twitter.com/ZYIFUQI2Fi
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) June 13, 2015

The moons are zodiac moons bra to represent the seasons 🙈🙈💉
— James Graham (@itsjamesgraham) June 13, 2015

Enjoy life today, because yesterday is gone, and tomorrow is never promised.
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) June 13, 2015

Always remember, actions speak louder than words.
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@mosiahtosh) June 13, 2015

Our readers are taking advantage of the #MicrosoftSurfacePro3 deal going on @eBay http://t.co/xyhgMuZ3Ml … #deals #ad #MovieTVTechGeeks
— Movie TV Tech Geeks (@movietvtechgeek) June 12, 2015

That moment when you hear a bullet pass by your face 😳🏃🏽💨 #DallasPDShooting pic.twitter.com/LRVxMb9Sir
— IV|June27 (@Scoota_JuiceMan) June 13, 2015

"Always tell someone how you feel, because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last for a lifetime." - The Vow
— Just Movies (@JustMovieQuotes) June 13, 2015

-we promoted no control -made a project about it -made it play on the radio Modest who? #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/4H9wsQ3iZK
— Funny Tweets (@FunnyThingsUK) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

These Places Are Some of The Most Popular Destinations But They Also Have Some Dark Secrets http://t.co/9WacTaFV0J pic.twitter.com/LvlmZQ3w0B
— deveoh.com (@deveoh) June 13, 2015

One day, I'm gonna tell myself "I made it."
— The Notebook (@BestTextMsgs) June 13, 2015

Ladies & Gentlemen i present to you the two sides of Miss @BethanyMota 🙈💕👑 #NewBethVideo pic.twitter.com/ad6ndm4fLr
— aditi THANK YOU BETH (@otrasdoll) June 13, 2015

When a black song finally comes on in a white club but it's the remix http://t.co/zgFL3Atwl0
— Vines and Videos (@VinesAndVids) June 13, 2015

I'm not perfect, but I'm loyal.
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) June 13, 2015

Dallas police officer running for his life after realizing the threat was the armored van! pic.twitter.com/TRjePXFZJS
— Germanito006 (@germanito006) June 13, 2015

"ONE DIRECTION HAS NO FANS" EXCUSE ME BTCH AH I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU THE 1% OF MY FAMILY #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/D1Aa5fiScs
— jem | PLEASE NIALL? (@NIALLTR0GEN) June 13, 2015

1 RT = 1 VOTE COME ONN LETS WIN THIS THING NOWW #ChoiceMusicGroupFemale #LittleMix pic.twitter.com/agm7VQnfZT
— LMFLLOWED♥//Vote TCA (@littlemixsoulx) June 13, 2015

Our fandom made No Control merch, album cover and a music video. Proud is an understatement! #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/saad0oLgvV
— aleksandra ♡ (@stylesbeautyx) June 13, 2015

I LOVE THIS FANDOM SO MUCH #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/TyKMSXHSxJ
— ℋ (@i69lxrry) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Out of my limit! #ROWYSOLondon #ROWYSOTour - jenn pic.twitter.com/AFR3T3ZXKm
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@5sauceupdatesOZ) June 13, 2015

During disconnected last night in London #ROWYSOLondon #ROWYSOTour - jenn pic.twitter.com/FlMbZ1YBcI
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@5sauceupdatesOZ) June 13, 2015

RT IF YOU'RE PROUD HOW FAR WE'VE COME TOGETHER *All the love* #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/ruxwLErwNF
— Niall Horan (@93niallsderby) June 13, 2015

i hate when people only talk to me when they need shit
— High School Problems (@ComedyOrTruth) June 13, 2015

During Promise, staff were confiscating cameras. Yixing sang and kept winking & pointing to help fans not get caught pic.twitter.com/DPFiaUob7D
— * viv绮颖; (@yixingspixie) June 13, 2015

I'm a chill & get fucked up at a get together type of nigga.
— 40 (@40oz_VAN) June 13, 2015

I cannot stand women who don't appreciate other women. ITS NOT A COMPETITION. STOP.
— Casey Holmes (@itsbl0ndie) June 13, 2015

I'm with the Queen aaahhhhhhhh #DJPMostWantedConcert #heartnecklace pic.twitter.com/5IwnGuvbho
— TITA VI (@iamTITAVI) June 13, 2015

underground rap shows are the best , no one wants to sit 50 feet away from an artist on stage and watch him on a big screen
— POUYA (@Pouyalilpou) June 13, 2015

THE FANDOM RN #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/oL9IXGkUQr
— elijah (@twerkingnxrry) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

On this day 1 year ago, Arjen Robben did this pic.twitter.com/0URdK4rlBj
— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) June 13, 2015

U and me bleed the same light @Zedd 💫 pic.twitter.com/B8K1N95aP9
— Lycia Faith (@lyciafaith) June 13, 2015

It's going down in Dallas right now, they attacking police😳 pic.twitter.com/hGSTigtx7u
— Splash (@Ivan_splash) June 13, 2015

Getting my next couple of tattoos today people... WOOOO 🙌🏼🙌🏼💉💉
— James Graham (@itsjamesgraham) June 13, 2015

FANDOM: -MAKE IT #1 -RADIOS PLAYED IT WORLDWIDE -PROMOTED IT -MAKE COVERS -MAKE MUSIC VIDEO #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/mkEXrGyTHR
— maricel (@Idonuthing) June 13, 2015

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.
— SCOTT WARNER (@ScottWarner18) June 13, 2015

"DO YOU HAVE A BIG FAMILY?" "YES" "WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE ON EARTH?" "HOME" #NoControlMusicVideo #1DForMMVA pic.twitter.com/cHickCkaOi
— Dina (ू•ᴗ•ू (@heartsljp) June 13, 2015

Today's event ♥ "Promise to walk together until the end ♥" pic.twitter.com/x8GuzpYlVF
— * viv绮颖; (@yixingspixie) June 13, 2015

DOS Memories 😭😍😍 // I DARE ALL SOLID FANS TO RETWEET THIS FOR @imdanielpadilla 👅 #DJPMostWantedConcert pic.twitter.com/cbKWDONsse
— KathNiel Beauties (@KNBeautiesPH) June 13, 2015

I hate going an entire day without talking to you.
— Life Sayings ✨ (@ItsLifeFact) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

"One direction fans made a no control music video on their own" "Why?" #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/wMJzjPOmZO
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) June 13, 2015

This is so beautiful #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/BAPKdJE1sS
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) June 13, 2015

Bring back my TVXQ LMAO pic.twitter.com/6JAj58Cw0L
— 14일 A ★ 아미노 (@aminotvxq) June 13, 2015

Discover the Google Sniper secrets here TODAY >>>http://t.co/MuWUo7HZl3 #googlesniper #gsniper #review #bonus #googleranking #seoranking
— Google Sniper Review (@googlesniperv3) June 11, 2015

What floor does this man live on? A-1st B-2nd C-12th D-Fif #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/030CQKHg3W
— Christopher KID Reid (@kidfromkidnplay) June 12, 2015

i get so active online when i'm on planes- rip people who have my notifications on
— Photo by @Bryant (@bryanteslava) June 12, 2015

I'm nobody's ex. if we break up, i don't know you😊 #NationalExDay
— ⠀ (@onlyderche) June 12, 2015

White Georgia man opens fire on state troopers, dares cops to kill him — and survives http://t.co/SaG0AvtsVy pic.twitter.com/YrycUDNfjn
— Raw Story (@RawStory) June 12, 2015

I'm sure we're gonna win this for you 💞 @LittleMix Gonna use some Black Magic 🔮💫 #ChoiceMusicGroupFemale #LittleMix
— THANK YOU LM,, ILY (@thirlsliam) June 12, 2015

Something about you is so addicting.
— The Notebook (@BestTextMsgs) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Good bye my GIRLS thank u for coming 💖 SNSD Fighting \0/!!!! Comeback Fighting!!!! pic.twitter.com/yhFerIRtcW
— ☆더버☆ (@Dabeztt) June 13, 2015

What do you do after you Stop & Drop? A) Roll B) Shut 'em down, Open up shop C) Tuck #AskRachel
— Tony Snark (@Latinegro) June 12, 2015

#1 rule: don't get attached
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) June 13, 2015

Not all heroes wear capes RT @visual0graphy: best tattoo cover up I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/xOgUIF17sA
— Summer of [DM] Hunk (@DM_Hunk) June 12, 2015

Real shit tho. 😩😂 pic.twitter.com/IxOTy7glb0
— Kxng TheGod™‼️ (@KxngPapii) June 12, 2015

Yall...RT @thatsmyKEW: What is a Delta? A. A deposit of minerals B. In the Mississippi C. "What an AKA ain't" #AskRachel 😫😂😂😂"
— I'm Black (@Awkward_Duck) June 12, 2015

*my parents when i was 8* "go to your room" *my parents now* "please come out of your room"
— Sarcasm (@ComedyPedia) June 13, 2015

These NCAA 100m results are CRAZY! #NCAATF pic.twitter.com/yMKqMr8yIm
— FloTrack (@FloTrack) June 13, 2015

I don't care who you are, I don't care how you look, I don't care where you're from, if you can make me laugh then I like you.
— The Notebook (@BestTextMsgs) June 12, 2015

WHAT IT FEELS TO BE IN THIS FANDOM IN ONE PICTURE #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/7a4SybYyn8
— ˗ˏˋ FUN FACTS ˎˊ˗ (@crtchgrabharry) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Splatoon pic.twitter.com/FygHfLFuUd
— みずは@1日目西え08b (@megacycle13) June 13, 2015

My hair looks ridiculous after getting out of the pool 😂 pic.twitter.com/KWrOadlABh
— Julian Camarena (@juliancamarena) June 13, 2015

Highest rating on Music Core so far recorded by SNSD's Genie performance - 17.2% = 8,600 000 viewers!! Source:Instiz pic.twitter.com/VQ9WGeKzSD
— 999 (@JenaynayX) June 13, 2015

Hey Sheffield!!!! @Girlguiding #BIGGIG2015 pic.twitter.com/Nih3a0paVW
— The Tide (@TheTide) June 13, 2015

This was honestly the best part of the video in my opinion 😂😂🙌-B #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/ecYVsvtiNl
— #NoControlMusicVideo (@NoControlProjec) June 13, 2015

Yall got me crying bruh 😭😭 #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/Ty1feNmSX5
— 7 GOD (@iiBreakNecks) June 12, 2015

I swear the older you get, the less people you trust.
— 白濁の考え (@KloudedThoughtz) June 12, 2015

we're not friends, we just know each other
— Josh (@Asapj0sh) June 12, 2015

I tied a balloon to Derek so he can roam around so I don't lose him... pic.twitter.com/PYmv3cIyYE
— 404UserNotFound Ⓜ️ (@Muffinman_7) June 13, 2015

On this day in 1943, Myrtle Warren (Moaning Myrtle) died at the hands of Tom Riddle and the Basilisk. pic.twitter.com/oXPHz1tx7Q
— Hogwarts Logic (@HogwartsLogic) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

I have 0 respect for liars.
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) June 13, 2015

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
— My Feelings ☯ (@DamnRealPosts) June 13, 2015

AP Binge Watching
— Rejected AP Classes (@rejectedapclass) June 12, 2015

#NationalExDay I thought trash day was Tuesday's?
— dann (@DaanielleCox__) June 12, 2015

Justin Bieber will always be attractive😭😍 pic.twitter.com/pHo8BDhhHa
— Lady Boners (@Iadybonerss) June 13, 2015

The only thing that makes me happy is you
— Mickey Lacoste (@MickeyLacoste) June 13, 2015

FEMALES AT THE BEACH BE LIKE pic.twitter.com/w3pSLE3a2Q
— ㅤ (@DlSMlSS) June 13, 2015

Greatest MLB Fanbase •FINAL 4• RT ~ Kansas City Royals Fav ~ Boston Red Sox pic.twitter.com/jHfjYY1y3l
— Bracket Battles (@BracketBattles1) June 12, 2015

down for you and you only
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@illicitIy) June 13, 2015

100% here for this pic.twitter.com/1AoX0ONzww
— Shaye (@SDASILVA_) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

In the couple of hours I got to hang with harry, I can tell anyone he is the nicest, most down to earth person I have ever met.
— Bradley Chisenhall (@ChisenhallAL) June 13, 2015

#NP @SkylarStecker "Rooftop" @daveaude Remix on http://t.co/etcbJQ9ugW
— HypeRadio (@GetHypeRadio) June 12, 2015

American education pic.twitter.com/zMqOCF1fa1
— Common Gay Boy (@CGBPosts) June 13, 2015

A GUY WHO WORKS AT THE PIZZA PLACE I WENT TO TONIGHT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE ZAYN pic.twitter.com/sIqXPYhhd7
— grace (@dimpIesandcurls) June 12, 2015

Boom #RachelDolezal pic.twitter.com/OpoEVjDgtn
— Sam (@samwhiteout) June 12, 2015

When I happen to be running through the 6, who am I running with? A) my trainer B) my colleagues C) Jenny Craig D) my woes #AskRachel
— Donnell Williamson (@DonnellWJr) June 12, 2015

me: i cant eat anymore im full...... food: eat me........ me: ok.
— Sarcasm (@SarcasmBeatsAll) June 12, 2015

"People say I'm chasing money when that's not it because I'm going to be in Chicago.'' -Jimmy Butler pic.twitter.com/Rynwi60hUh
— Bulls Nation (@BullsNationNet) June 12, 2015

THEY DESERVE IT MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE! C'MON MIXERS, VOTE VOTE VOTE👊🔮❤ #choicemusicgroupfemale @LittleMix pic.twitter.com/HOAwdRaCTo
— Boo (@hichiazz) June 12, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Me and my baby before leaving to the performance. pic.twitter.com/o1JqgtgPl5
— REFLECTIONATOR (@themikeinator) June 13, 2015

Stay silent when you're angry.
— human error. (@blxcknicotine) June 13, 2015

typing 'haha' when you can't even smile, acting like you're happy when all you want to do is cry, tell everyone you're okay when you're not
— depressing thoughts (@beyondxdarkness) June 13, 2015

I don't fuck with group chats
— maggie lindemann (@MaggieLindemann) June 12, 2015

waiting for the orange is the new black theme song to end like pic.twitter.com/pcgjWIad76
— OITNB (@TheOITNBLife) June 12, 2015

😭😭😭 RT @creole_PHENOM: That moment when you see a #AskRachel post and you don't know the answer but you're black. pic.twitter.com/jy2OViewsK
— Mo (@Mo_Cain) June 12, 2015

Fuck the people that don't appreciate you
— ♚ (@Fvnxy) June 12, 2015

We don't have the boys' British Airways account info. But we DO have Harry's fro-yo loyalty card & he is close to getting the 10th one free.
— previously on 1D (@Whathappen1d) June 13, 2015

Your way too beautiful girl pic.twitter.com/2zUP7wJJIK
— Drag Me To Yorozuya (@kanapy05) June 13, 2015

all i do is drive myself crazy thinkin' bout my baby
— Orion Carloto (@orionnichole) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

This Apartment May Be Extremely Small But It Makes Up For It With Awesomeness http://t.co/nEfmn6sl4j pic.twitter.com/WGS6KnsIJz
— deveoh.com (@deveoh) June 13, 2015

hiphop trio that will slay all your oppas pic.twitter.com/2GIqo09KbF
— 준회 (@R0YALTIES) June 13, 2015

if i pulled a you on you, you wouldnt like that
— positivital (@positivital) June 12, 2015

There's always something good coming. Remember that.
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) June 12, 2015

When your school is low on staff pic.twitter.com/MbdX68SZ0R
— ♛ (@nuteIla) June 13, 2015

So basically, "Boopsy" is a 20-something year old girl who spends her time finding 1D and fucks up other people's chances of meeting them.
— 1D UPDATES (@freakywhoran) June 13, 2015

Does it look like I've goat time for your nonsense? pic.twitter.com/PgyKG4Rq8q
— Goats (@EverythingGoats) June 13, 2015

is clear skin too much to ask for
— High School Problems (@ComedyOrTruth) June 12, 2015

Not Alone!!!!! Ladda ner appen ♡ ♡ ♡ pic.twitter.com/D6mn6ONKND
— Camilla (@CamillaBorelid) June 12, 2015

I still remember the first day I met you. That's when my life changed.
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

I LOVE MY FAMILY #NoControlMusicVideo pic.twitter.com/VJX99sEAiJ
— 3 DAYS (@AnseIEIgort) June 13, 2015

I can be chill as fuck, just dont fucking irritate me
— ⠀⠀⠀ (@3lazed) June 12, 2015

Fake people don't even surprise me anymore, loyal people do.
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) June 13, 2015

YOOO the dad from Jimmy Neutron was lowkey gay af lmao pic.twitter.com/7r7mv0j9BE
— CHILDHOOD RUINER (@CHILDHOODRUNIER) June 13, 2015

Literally every girl in PE😂 pic.twitter.com/ZXat5nGBtX
— Raylo (@Powerful) June 12, 2015

Where my 90's baby's at ? ✋✋✋ 1999 😎 1998 😍 1997 💸 1996 🙌 1995 💥 1994 🔞 1993 🏃 1992 👫 1991 🔫 1990 💯
— Eastside_Pc (@SoFuckin_Insane) June 12, 2015

When you touched a hot stove what was your parent's reaction? A or B? #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/67Zs3aFx2T
— july 29 ♌️ (@xJayToven) June 12, 2015

"If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?" "Right next to you, Liam" #1DForMMVA pic.twitter.com/Y6mDQtKSJk
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) June 12, 2015

my mom always asks why i'm always smiling at my phone and am i dating someone like no mom i'm laughing at my own tweets.
— Sarcasm (@ComedyPedia) June 12, 2015

Us short girls can be violent little midgets 😂😈👊🏾
— ☺️aмaya☺️ (@SlushiesForHoes) June 12, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Pb5fY20MC0
— Vines and Videos (@VinesAndVids) June 13, 2015

Girls' Generation comeback logo 2015. I'll create a better one once I get a HD version. pic.twitter.com/QgHcSXOKZo
— 遠くからユリの崇拝者 (@asoshiation) June 13, 2015

Man this shit here as my stomach hurting from laughter. pic.twitter.com/YPMdossFE1
— Rich (@Richie_l0c0) June 12, 2015

THIS WHITE BOY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT HIS WHOLE LIFE 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/xLdbOzItE1
— Relates All (@RelatesAll) June 13, 2015

Be real with me💯 or just leave me alone✌️
— Young Real (@0Chills) June 13, 2015

Sending FANDOM HUG to the FAM! PASS IT ON #NoControlMusicVideo -m pic.twitter.com/JcOeyn4hpx
— #NoControlMusicVideo (@NoControlProjec) June 13, 2015

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE - SEBASTIAN OLZANSKI (OFFICIAL TEASER) 🌊 http://t.co/NTBKTBLY1D
— Sebastian Olzanski (@SEBTSB) June 13, 2015

Jason Whitlock out as head of the Undefeated, replaced on interim basis by Leon Carter.Whitlock will stay at ESPN, mostly to write
— Richard Sandomir (@RichSandomir) June 12, 2015

Quarter Brick, Half a brick, Whole brick, _______. A. Two Bricks B. No Bricks C. Aye D. 12 Bricks #AskRachel
— Doughy Badass (@WOAPGang) June 12, 2015

#ChoiceMusicGroupFemale @TeenChoiceFOX @LittleMix 🔥💗 "and it's called black magic" 🎶 pic.twitter.com/7Bj4m0znFG
— ty little mix !! (@setlistclifford) June 12, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

OUR FANDOM'S MOTTO BE LIKE: ❝ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SLAY.❞ #NoControlMusicVideo #1DForMMVA
— Liam Payne️ (@paynenaconda) June 13, 2015

WHO NEEDS MODEST MANAGEMENT WHEN YOUR OWN FANDOM CAN DO ANYTHING AND MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO #NoControlMusicVideo #1DForMMVA
— Liam Payne️ (@paynenaconda) June 13, 2015

Armored van lured police, fired upon, and rammed police pic.twitter.com/luf2U1SMje
— Madhu (@madwho12) June 13, 2015

#AskRachel how long we been waiting for them buses? A.) an hour B.) two hours C.) a long periodically time
— ok (@sailorfemme) June 12, 2015

Our white blood cells attacking a parasite. pic.twitter.com/SUjb5a4krT
— Science Videos (@VideosOfScience) June 13, 2015

LMAOO Donald trump mad af pic.twitter.com/RU1wbab7C5
— HATEUHOES™ (@noahfromthepack) June 12, 2015

This is crazy 😳 pic.twitter.com/exRf5173tu
— F•R•I•E•N•D•S (@FRlENDSreaction) June 12, 2015

TRIGGER WARNING: THERE ARE TWO RAPE SCENES IN ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK EPISODE 10 RT TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
— baby button lucy (@kitttenqueen) June 13, 2015

Apparently the #5SOSDVD will include ALL ROWYSO shows... #ROWYSOTour
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) June 12, 2015

so excited for the next season of Orange is the New Black! pic.twitter.com/laAq696kP1
— Peter Marshall (@PeterJMarshall) June 12, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

when u trying to do a slow motion video and you see a wasp 🐝🐝😂😂 pic.twitter.com/G6PUE4vkO6
— 404UserNotFound Ⓜ️ (@Muffinman_7) June 13, 2015

Me: I'm just going to have one scoop pic.twitter.com/AUi9ppiPr6
— Sarcasm (@ComedyPedia) June 13, 2015

If you're happy with yourself then you're winning.
— ⠀ (@thotery) June 13, 2015

50 shades of don't send me mixed signals
— No Feelings ! (@itsboyschapter) June 13, 2015

Canada, I'm about to be in you 😊
— Dylan Dauzat (@dylandauzat) June 12, 2015

you stabbed me a thousand times & then acted like u were the one bleeding
— Cody (@imactuallyycody) June 13, 2015

Is it A. Butter B. Spaghetti #AskRachel 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/KdVLCkVzUN
— june2⃣1⃣ (@niapapiya_) June 12, 2015

ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᶠᶠ
— Baby's names (@Babysnames) June 12, 2015

Need a ride or die, not a come and go.
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@deepsouI) June 12, 2015

when bae doesn't reply in two minutes pic.twitter.com/XGmgNU2TzZ
— ♛ (@nuteIla) June 12, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

REAL FRIENDS MAKE U FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF
— ♛ (@nuteIla) June 13, 2015

When a nigga finally put his pride aside and keep it 💯. pic.twitter.com/6lb5RSME0M
— Chance (@iPrinceChance) June 13, 2015

We can become friends when you start to take Harry Potter more siriusly
— Hogwarts Logic (@HogwartsLogic) June 12, 2015

This Girl Snuck Into The Catacombs Of Odessa, Ukraine & What Happened Next Is Horrible http://t.co/EPidi3u0kO pic.twitter.com/lfaH3PwIjR
— deveoh.com (@deveoh) June 12, 2015

Got like 3 real friends...I'm okay w that.
— Perfect Boyfriend (@WhennBoys) June 12, 2015

One high school coach can make you hate everything about the sport that you fell in love with as a kid and that is so depressing to me
— Volleyball Problems (@vballproblems) June 13, 2015

#CaitlynJenner IS a woman. #RachelDolezal is NOT black.
— Sam (@samwhiteout) June 12, 2015

Looking at all these #AskRachel tweets like..... pic.twitter.com/FglbfZL1in
— Jeremy Nicolls (@JeremyNicolls) June 12, 2015

When you're in a bad mood and he hits you with the "I'ma just leave you alone." pic.twitter.com/1092NUWJMe
— ㅤ (@tiaramvrie) June 12, 2015

Shit gets real when the Popsicle like this pic.twitter.com/kbbwzjEf9l
— goat (@goatblacktweets) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

LMAOOO THIS VIDEO CAN END RACISM!!! pic.twitter.com/LS7h1slXWw
— Vines and Videos (@VinesAndVids) June 13, 2015

This nigga cannot be serious.😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Eh5bASbGFw
— Vines and Videos (@VinesAndVids) June 13, 2015

at a restaurant & i ordered pasta. i literally got 1 spaghetti I HATE EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS
— Sebastian Olzanski (@SEBTSB) June 12, 2015

2015 Problems pic.twitter.com/AGVPCDOM0m
— SciencePorn (@SciencePorn) June 12, 2015

Me: I'm just going to have one scoop pic.twitter.com/EdVFgghXgg
— Relationship Goals (@StealHisHeart) June 13, 2015

Let me hear you say "ashtonisthebestdrummerintheworldbecauseheplaysthedrumsreallycoolandhehasagreatsweatbandon" @5SOS pic.twitter.com/BxVXaNM01b
— ❌Updates (@5SOS_Daily) June 13, 2015

live life to express, not impress.
— Meg DeAngelis (@MegsDeAngelis) June 12, 2015

Calum's parents dancing at the show tonight! #ROWYSOLondon pic.twitter.com/9xsqF0eQbm
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) June 13, 2015

#NationalExDay why is there a day to give my ex any type of recognition? Lol
— Briana B. ♉️ ✝ (@_QueenBrii_) June 12, 2015

What was on the other side of this? A. Mahalia Jackson B. Blank C. Advertisement 4 the local funeral home #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/070uCaXmu6
— july 29 ♌️ (@xJayToven) June 12, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

me looking at someone i don't like: i want to punch you in the face me looking at someone hot: punch me in the face
— issa (@twaimz) June 13, 2015

"A scrub is a ______" A. A cleaning method B. An outfit worn by doctors and nurses C. A guy that can't get no love from me #AskRachel
— Femme Noir (@petitpadthai) June 13, 2015

His face at the end tho 😂😭💀 pic.twitter.com/vvQxdhGeuN
— Vines and Videos (@VinesAndVids) June 13, 2015

When the nap was A1 pic.twitter.com/KhmkglXANA
— ㅤ (@SIGNlFICANT) June 12, 2015

I aint "shy" or "quiet" I'm chillin' bitch
— ⠀ (@thotery) June 13, 2015

Near future*
— Ethan Dolan (@EthanDolan) June 12, 2015

I miss you, the old you. The new one sucks.
— The Notebook (@BestTextMsgs) June 12, 2015

That awkward moment when you reading the #AskRachel questions and can't answer them yourself 😐 pic.twitter.com/J2rQWGqLdA
— Chocolate Metaphor (@_MikePearson) June 12, 2015

Story of my life pic.twitter.com/CrpWfXMPK4
— F•R•I•E•N•D•S (@FRlENDSreaction) June 13, 2015

I am jealous of.. #1DForMMVA pic.twitter.com/zWGgqUIG0N
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) June 12, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

my parents need to understand that our generation is way different from theirs
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@paraIyse) June 13, 2015

I tied a balloon to Derek so he can roam and he won't get lost pic.twitter.com/1PjAtEoHlS
— ♛ (@nuteIla) June 13, 2015

i need new clothes & more sleep
— ☽ (@blvckpapii) June 13, 2015

Literally every girl in PE pic.twitter.com/0xujIKCy8r
— Volleyball Problems (@vballproblems) June 13, 2015

#AskRachel How many fights did the fresh Prince of bel air get into before his mom got scared? 1) 4 2) 7 3) 1 lil
— faith ✨ (@midgetfaith) June 13, 2015

"I want to be with you, it is as simple, and as complicated as that."
— Books & Poems (@LifelnWords) June 13, 2015

The cos y function is lazy pic.twitter.com/522fEq40gP
— SciencePorn (@SciencePorn) June 13, 2015

Oh my goodness 😩 pic.twitter.com/JdrYGpVhAA
— Twerking (@TwerkTeamVines) June 13, 2015

White people looking at these #AskRachel questions like pic.twitter.com/r8tj3bPhA1
— D.C 10/10/15! ⏳⌛ (@FaceOnTheSphinx) June 13, 2015

People really tryna make #transracial a thing....aight then I'm trans4.0GPA. A person with a high GPA in the body of a person with a low one
— Nathan Zed (@TheThirdPew) June 12, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

kiss me, kiss me say that you miss me
— Jack Dail (@JackDail) June 13, 2015

She's so beautiful 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/A8DTVjbIwx
— OITNB (@TheOITNBLife) June 13, 2015

I say "I don't know" to everything when I'm in a bad mood.
— ㅤJordan (@Jordan_Garzaa) June 13, 2015

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
— Perfect Boyfriend (@WhennBoys) June 13, 2015

Parenting goals 😍 pic.twitter.com/HUJHX330Oa
— Relationship Goals ღ (@ThisCouIdBeUsXO) June 13, 2015

When bae says "she's just a friend" and you're trying to be understanding but it just ain't working pic.twitter.com/IAtp4gj05r
— Sarcasm (@ComedyPedia) June 13, 2015

when bae doesn't text you back https://t.co/TxFAVfc13t
— brιce (@briceokc) June 13, 2015

yes its true harry cursed me out and told me he hates me and im ugly
— Lillie Michelle (@boopsy429) June 13, 2015

#NationalExDay i wish u the best, but u already had it😊
— Alexis (@alexisleonn) June 12, 2015

Honestly can't wait for this point in my life 👪 pic.twitter.com/NhbRtIlhMU
— Relationship Goals ღ (@ThisCouIdBeUsXO) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Is it possible #LivelyHair #doodle pic.twitter.com/I2dx4nWwZZ
— Hym (@duckhymne) June 13, 2015

forever 21 gives me anxiety, i love the store but it's so unorganized and i can't figure out what to get i have to walk around 100 times
— Best Tweets ❗️ (@thenewgabriel) June 13, 2015

When Your Boyfriend Start Actin Up Forgetting You Crazy #BOOM 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 pic.twitter.com/qZtKZeWWsd
— ⭕ (@KizzyKay_Yeupp) June 13, 2015

fast replies are bomb as fuck >
— ⠀ (@thotery) June 13, 2015

How long has she had to fight? A. Two days B. All her life C. 15 years D. None of the above #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/gOgdv0cYWe
— TJ BADD (@TamaraJanelle) June 13, 2015

I need this NOW pic.twitter.com/DZ2AhzNvKO
— tbh (@TumbIrsPosts) June 13, 2015

Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and making unworthy people a priority.
— Life Sayings ✨ (@ItsLifeFact) June 13, 2015

So true 🙌 pic.twitter.com/eAmV9nShjK
— F•R•I•E•N•D•S (@FRlENDSreaction) June 13, 2015

My life.. My choices.. My mistakes.. My lessons.. Not your business..👌
— Life Sayings ✨ (@ItsLifeFact) June 13, 2015

Left is Farah Ann. On the right is Azman Amsyar. Both gold medallists. Q: Is the hu-ha because she's a woman? pic.twitter.com/nc4J0STpWn
— Jimie Cheng™ (@jimiecheng) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

@camerondallas I'm so freaking amazed at how much you care and love for us. Thank you Cameron for everything. Love you 💖😘😊
— I love you Cameron (@Cloudy_Bri_xo) June 13, 2015

things i wanna do with you: go on a road trip pic.twitter.com/kf0IYDFYHz
— The Notebook (@BestTextMsgs) June 13, 2015

What is she getting a lil tired of? a. A long day at work b. Your broken promitheth, promitheth c. Waiting #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/rJhYcSTwOv
— TJ BADD (@TamaraJanelle) June 13, 2015

Loyalty is everything.
— Perfect Boyfriend (@WhennBoys) June 13, 2015

i 8 some π and it was delicious pic.twitter.com/4TaFTNGczs
— SciencePorn (@SciencePorn) June 13, 2015

I crave this life style😍☀️🌊🌴 pic.twitter.com/8MMClLUgsv
— forever tan☀️ (@TanBiitches) June 13, 2015

Prom Night At Disneyland in the 60s pic.twitter.com/B0CIBL0I8Q
— The Notebook (@BestTextMsgs) June 13, 2015

The nickname mothers give your significant other: A. Daughter In-law B. Son In-law C. Your lil friend #AskRachel
— Kidd Bishop (@TheMellowHype_) June 13, 2015

A) TYRONEEEEEEEE!!!!! B) BISHOPPPPPPPP!!!!! C) RICKYYYYYYYYY!!!!! D) BILLYYYYYYYYYY!!!! #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/z8rglXvWfP
— TJ BADD (@TamaraJanelle) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

you're cute.
— Jack Dail (@JackDail) June 13, 2015

Girl walks up to me "Omg are you in a band?" Why do people always think I'm in a band? Do I look like a singer? DO I LOOK LIKE A ROCKER?
— Luke Korns (@LukeKorns) June 13, 2015

#NP @EllaHenderson "Mirror Man" on http://t.co/etcbJQ9ugW
— HypeRadio (@GetHypeRadio) June 13, 2015

Here is the unofficial, fan made #NoControlMusicVideo -A http://t.co/L5NQlibQn8
— #NoControlMusicVideo (@NoControlProjec) June 13, 2015

I need to go to the Trampoline Bridge in Paris, France 😍 pic.twitter.com/KGf4a07YBi
— $ (@vibespsych) June 13, 2015

#AskRachel What is your mama not? A) your teacher B) your daddy C) one of ya little friends on the street
— other smith child (@OGZachariah) June 13, 2015

Wut is she getting a lil tired of? a. A long day at work b. Your broken promitheth, promitheth c. Waiting #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/BDGpg7ohvD
— JaCobe (@jacobeiscool) June 13, 2015

Hate when accounts are on private
— Christian Beadles (@Therealbeadles1) June 13, 2015

Stunning defending @meghankling https://t.co/Zq5bvP4ojo
— SOCCER.COM (@soccerdotcom) June 13, 2015

Hey, girl. How ya doin'? My name is_____, last name______ A) Ernest Love B) Cornwell Robinson C) Charlie Wilson D) Jerry Smith #AskRachel
— #IGotTheJuice (@TStar) June 13, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Grayson has been singing the whole time we've been in the airport
— Ethan Dolan (@EthanDolan) June 13, 2015

Like Why?! 😂😂😴 pic.twitter.com/bkpM0Hw7Ov
— Bae Official (@RealBaeThoughts) June 13, 2015

This nigga cannot be serious.😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/OuSO2bkJ1J
— Bruh (@ImJustMeWhoYouB) June 13, 2015

My Hawaii trip just went from 50% to 75% .... YAS ! @NormaniKordei so excited to adventure !!!!!! 😎😎😎😎😎😎🌺🌺💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
— دنيا (@DoniaLuvsU) June 13, 2015

YOOO the dad from Jimmy Neutron was lowkey gay af lmao pic.twitter.com/gRApW6I4Nh
— Happy warriors fan (@troytheblackguy) June 13, 2015

call me old fashioned but i actually find effort attractive
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@EIative) June 13, 2015

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. I'm on twitter 6. I'm eating
— Sarcasm (@ComedyPedia) June 13, 2015

If someone puts their hand up on your hip what is the appropriate response? #AskRachel 1. I dip. 2. You dip. 3. We dip. 4. All of the above
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) June 13, 2015

That's deep pic.twitter.com/W9B8wUlkPR
— ️️ (@HeavenTouch_) June 13, 2015

"You're so rude" pic.twitter.com/RDall6SYls
— I(L)You™ (@StealingHearts_) June 13, 2015

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