Tweet-TOPIX-en: 07/26/16

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

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*history class in the year 2100*

Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2017!
Student: What about 2016—
Teacher: We don't talk about 2016
— Dory (@Dory) July 26, 2016

@talkingbaws @RangersFC me? Signing for Them??? Are u having a laugh?😂😂😂 #getouttahere
— JordanLarssonR18 (@JordanLarsson17) July 26, 2016

i think cats can see pokemon pic.twitter.com/FEW5HMGu5f
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) July 26, 2016

I WANT 😫😍😍 pic.twitter.com/zylY37CDYT
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) July 26, 2016

Rio cocaine dealers now using the Olympic logo, plus the warning "don't use near children," which is very thoughtful pic.twitter.com/8M0e551eej
— Alex Cuadros (@alexcuadros) July 26, 2016

If you weight 100kilos (220LBS) on Earth, you only weight 38kilos (83LBS) on Mars. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet.
— SciencePorn (@SciencePorn) July 26, 2016

this is actually happening pic.twitter.com/ieL1Dhnb43
— Pokémon GO (@CatchEmAlI) July 26, 2016

Me as a dog owner 😂 pic.twitter.com/U8D378pWIc
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 26, 2016

come on tuck https://t.co/AmRQMaGSi1
— Oh My Corgi! (@OhMyCorgi) July 26, 2016

Good Morning Everyone! Rest Day today! Have to finish putting the treadmill together! Then clean up! #GoodMorning #GymLife #RecoveryDay
— Jonathan Buckhouse (@Jonbuckhouse) July 26, 2016

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Everybody knows that feeling... 😢 https://t.co/RWTDk4Lj2D pic.twitter.com/V0c4m2JsN4
— 9GAG (@9GAG) July 26, 2016

Fried Oreos. pic.twitter.com/QwaOae9Qpp
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

Summary of EP4.Suga (almost) lost his iPad, Jimin (almost) lost his luggage again, V lost his way and Namjoon might have lost his passport..
— BTS 싱가포르 (@Bulletproof_SG) July 26, 2016

mahal kita...
you don't have to☺️

KathNielPelicula Teaser@bernardokath @imdanielpadilla
— Nina Ferrer (@NinaFerrer) July 26, 2016

Sick and tired of being sick and tired.
— Anwar Hadi (@IniAnwarHadi) July 26, 2016

.@Gurmeetramrahim Ji, Kargil vijay Diwas is a remembrance of d sacrifices made by our heroes,Who laid their lives 4 the Country. #MSGsalutes
— IT Wing (@ITwingDSS) July 26, 2016

SEVENTEEN FAN UNION SLOGAN EVENT FOR 2016 LIKE SEVENTEEN SHINING DIAMOND NOTICE https://t.co/PlRtoLWCpl pic.twitter.com/fmL2TlOKcx
— 세븐틴팬연합 (@SVTconcertUNION) July 26, 2016

160726 #Tiffany #티파니 Preview - 3 😉 pic.twitter.com/X6BkGXod2q
— fanyday801com (@fanyday801com) July 26, 2016

Chinese food is bae 😍 pic.twitter.com/aiZh9IaRS1
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

@Gurmeetramrahim #MSGsalutes v also salute them
— Amarpreet Insan (@preet0987) July 26, 2016

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get you a first lady who can do... everything pic.twitter.com/ecBN0FqyOK
— Dory (@Dory) July 26, 2016

find someone who loves you as much as Pikachu loves his bottle of ketchup pic.twitter.com/tXByvQJd8d
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) July 26, 2016

how I act on the outside vs. how I feel on the inside. pic.twitter.com/wxfthIvBto
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 26, 2016

Fatality 😳💀 pic.twitter.com/v29UheNE52
— HoopMixtape (@HoopMixOnly) July 26, 2016

We'd make some cute babies.
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) July 26, 2016

GOOD MORNING! Humility👋, Gentleness👋, Patience🙏 and Love❤️. GV
— Richard Faulkerson© (@R_FAULKERSoN) July 26, 2016

(2) More HQ photos of Justin Bieber spotted out in Hollywood, California yesterday. (July 25) pic.twitter.com/CqzOuzMeu8
— JustinBieberCrew.com (@JBCrewdotcom) July 26, 2016

These wings look perfect pic.twitter.com/8mllXzWwKL
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 25, 2016

#ifwedate we're taking pics like this but just for us 💞🔐 pic.twitter.com/vwRY8FsBUL
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 25, 2016

When you cum fast but she understands pic.twitter.com/xX0N93WdAr
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 26, 2016

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so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
— wint (@dril) July 26, 2016

160723 the EXO'rDIUM LIGHTSABER D.O. ver. https://t.co/61lfY1OOuV https://t.co/4qDVFLmU45 pic.twitter.com/ehIrmQC3gQ
— VOL DE NUIT (@voldenuit_do) July 26, 2016

Only 90's kids will understand 😎🎮 pic.twitter.com/cxs5oKggJB
— Male Thoughts (@SteveStfler) July 26, 2016

when girls say they like nerdy guys, they mean guys like this pic.twitter.com/K5thOqPzAV
— ️Boy Crushes (@myboycrush) July 26, 2016

A Twitter story in four parts pic.twitter.com/Ik8r1jwSz5
— end comment sections (@tauriqmoosa) July 26, 2016

Happy 52nd birthday to Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock! pic.twitter.com/ePyGGCnB3X
— Lost In History (@HistoryToLearn) July 26, 2016

trying to comfort a friend and making it worse pic.twitter.com/pLdvSlOiqK
— Student Problems (@FactsOfSchool) July 26, 2016

Don't ever let someone make you feel like you're crazy for wanting what you deserve.
— Blac Chyna (@BLACCHYNAK) July 26, 2016

"That Summer (0805)" is a special song planned to repay the warm love and encouragement that SNSD have received from fans. 💖
— Stella ♡ (@SonexStella) July 26, 2016

Thanks for the support! I'm out of jail. Got arrested for absolutely no reason as a journalist covering the DNC. Cops almost broke my wrists
— Abby Martin (@AbbyMartin) July 26, 2016

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Themesong: I'll Never Love This Way Again by Gary Valenciano (Male themesong Version) and Jona (Female version) #BarcelonaALoveUntold
— RXL (@Roxy_Liquigan) July 26, 2016

#BarcelonaALoveUntold . Soon in cinemas worldwide
— RXL (@Roxy_Liquigan) July 26, 2016

Is this why Derek is gone https://t.co/vFWd61cyNe
— Dory (@Dory) July 26, 2016

Iwan's reaction is all of us. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/WMIdMNJOk1
— King Jon Snow (@LordSnow) July 26, 2016

Our governments are more outraged about xenophobic comments on Twitter than they are about Islamists killing us every day. Let that sink in.
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) July 26, 2016

@jonathanray is your account active?
— Jonathan Buckhouse (@Jonbuckhouse) July 26, 2016

so cute https://t.co/hAUqVFMDHy
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 26, 2016

When you're on your 295th selfie attempt & still trying to refuse the fact that you're ugly & today's not your day pic.twitter.com/ZUoA5oGc5r
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) July 26, 2016

she loves him more than he'll ever know, he loves her more than he'll ever show
— Anxiety (@glofuI) July 26, 2016

Me as a girlfriend pic.twitter.com/VJp2wau7Y9
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) July 25, 2016

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Barcelona ( A Love Untold) . Soon in cinemas worldwide.
— RXL (@Roxy_Liquigan) July 26, 2016

Daniel Padilla & Kathryn Bernardo in the most awaited movie of the year... Olivia M. Lamasan's BARCELONA (A Love Untold).
— RXL (@Roxy_Liquigan) July 26, 2016

Are you ready for the teaser of the new Kathniel movie? #HowToBeYoursPremiere
— RXL (@Roxy_Liquigan) July 26, 2016

I love them all!! #PokemonGo pic.twitter.com/51vEJWGzfe
— chancake☆ (@AWDEKO) July 26, 2016

when you give the best speech at the DNC AND the RNC #DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/5gOBNGmPD7
— Rob Flaherty (@Rob_Flaherty) July 26, 2016

My parents not that strict but still kinda strict bc i cant do a lot of things but then again im allowed to do a lot of other things idk
— bye (@girlideas) July 26, 2016

live footage of michelle taking this weary country on through the other side pic.twitter.com/2I1gz1IWv5
— sans visage (@nurserycrimes) July 26, 2016

Surprisingly, the persons who laugh together with us may be the same people who laugh at us with others.
— brgsjks (@brgsjks) July 26, 2016

I don't expect shit from anyone, I rather be surprised than disappointed.
— 40 (@40oz_VAN) July 25, 2016

As long as they're together, solve na talaga😍🍃🌹

*Last pic* Watchu doing, Gov?#ALDUBAngAtraso pic.twitter.com/hSB0d91mE1
— Justine Nyenyez (@Maichardology) July 26, 2016

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The teaser of the new Olivia Lamasan film starring Daniel Padilla and Kathryn Bernardo will be shown tonight at the premiere of HowToBeYours
— RXL (@Roxy_Liquigan) July 26, 2016

read 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 pic.twitter.com/UnAgjLD1LX
— pat (@pat_05) July 26, 2016

Never give up on something you really want.
— ILLUMINATI (@ILLUMlNATI) July 26, 2016

*cries tears of glitter*
— ㅤ (@pineaIs) July 26, 2016

Only the real up at this hour.
— 40 (@40oz_VAN) July 26, 2016

Ice Cream Cake.... pic.twitter.com/L8XMsk2wpe
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

So just to recap, we are left with Aaron Rodgers' brother, a guy who shows literally no emotion & a guy who may be a skeeze #TheBachelorette
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) July 26, 2016

While you're taking her out on dates trying to impress her, there's a nigga who lit up one blunt and smashed.
— 40 (@40oz_VAN) July 25, 2016

mood: 2013 Drake & TheWeeknd
— yan vostrikov (@jerkful) July 26, 2016

Lost respect for A LOT of people this year
— bye (@girlideas) July 26, 2016

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lets play a game called u bring me food and i eat it
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 26, 2016

They beheaded a Catholic priest while wearing Muslim garb and chanting for "jihad" and ISIS.

BBC: "No known motive".#Normandy
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) July 26, 2016

I have never been happier in my whole life than I am while looking at this picture pic.twitter.com/X2FtunlKYZ
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 26, 2016

Ice Cream Donut Sandwich pic.twitter.com/NwwabJw459
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

I'm proud to be part of @ManulifePH #StartYourStory
James Reid for Manulife 👍🏼
— James Reid (@JayeHanash) July 26, 2016

Breaking | Lyon announce that they have rejected a €35m offer for Alexandre Lacazette from Arsenal.
— Get French Football (@GFFN) July 26, 2016

Pizza Bagels pic.twitter.com/UwJPn4pwf0
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 25, 2016

When u try to wake up out yo sleep to text bae back 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3l2CTqK3dg
— ♏️PAX♏️ (@Pax420) July 26, 2016

They even walled off the stage 😂

You can't make this up America#DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/BfQtyUnvpA
— #FreeMilo (@JaredWyand) July 25, 2016

I have 2 moods: pic.twitter.com/vPoTQomuEj
— Bae Feelings ღ (@GirlfriendNotes) July 26, 2016

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160726-4 TIFFANY preview !!! pic.twitter.com/TuU09dFRpc
— COMPLETE BLISS✨ (@completeblisskr) July 26, 2016

160726-3 TIFFANY preview !!! pic.twitter.com/zu6D4NIWuq
— COMPLETE BLISS✨ (@completeblisskr) July 26, 2016

160726-2 TIFFANY preview !!! pic.twitter.com/WWRLrPfGkS
— COMPLETE BLISS✨ (@completeblisskr) July 26, 2016

"someday ur gonna look back at all the progress u have made and be so glad u didn't give up when u felt like that was ur only option."
— wes (@imactuallywes) July 25, 2016

Wow look at theses sharks pic.twitter.com/7JpRIorQaW
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 26, 2016

anything to avoid that ass whoop https://t.co/u38sa5XezC
— Leonardo DiCashflow (@VERSACEGAWDD) July 26, 2016

When you are one tree hill af https://t.co/wsfkKGWkkE
— One Tree Hill Quotes (@itsOTHquotes) July 26, 2016

Contrast in the diversity/inclusion at DNC vs RNC is striking in delegates, donors, speakers, entertainment. My GOP has a lot of work to do.
— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) July 26, 2016

Hickies on places only you can see..
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) July 26, 2016

THIS IS SO FUNNY pic.twitter.com/cSNHrvZfhp
— Male Thoughts (@SteveStfler) July 26, 2016

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160726 #Tiffany #티파니 Preview - 4 😂 pic.twitter.com/5TiCoexHqF
— fanyday801com (@fanyday801com) July 26, 2016

IF SOMEONE TRULY APPRECIATES YOU THEY'LL DO EVERYTHING TO BE WITH YOU, NO EXCUSES CAUSE THEY KNOW WASSUP AND IT'S NOT WORTH RISKING LOSING U
— Relationships (@RELATlONSHlP) July 26, 2016

YGE: BLACKPINK to debut either on August 1 or 8, currently discussing internally https://t.co/dFWraRY9Wm pic.twitter.com/0IuoL9E3m0
— The Seoul Story (@theseoulstory) July 26, 2016

just wanna drive to the beach in sweats & a blanket & sit on the shore w/ someone & have a deep convo enjoying the oceans view & sounds
— When Boys (@CraveMyThoughts) July 26, 2016

Sigh pic.twitter.com/OizasYlAwX
— Poems Porn (@PoemsPorn) July 26, 2016

YOU BETTER TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT WHO BUILT THAT WHITE HOUSE AND BLACK GIRLS!!!!!!!
— marcussimmonscc (@marcussimmonscc) July 26, 2016

😂 This how it really is though pic.twitter.com/TCsrYy8MRy
— ʙʀɪʏ (@__Bmh) July 26, 2016

Funfetti Sugar Cookie Cake pic.twitter.com/gpmmCx0bv6
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

I have never been happier in my whole life than I am while looking at this picture pic.twitter.com/g0HVMKoaeE
— certified jerk (@emilyxsnapp) July 25, 2016

Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text her and be like "waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) July 26, 2016

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pizza won't divorce you
pizza won't betray you
pizza won't cheat on you
pizza won't fight with you

why don't people just marry pizza
— 9GAG (@9GAG) July 26, 2016

160726 Tiffany preview 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/O4TbPuqZ1b
— La Vie en rose (@tiffany8981com) July 26, 2016

160726 Tiffany preview 3 😂 pic.twitter.com/mR01S6xGQ6
— La Vie en rose (@tiffany8981com) July 26, 2016

you've got mail! https://t.co/XoNFtizEzW
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 26, 2016

2 years ago today, Bobby Shmurda dropped 'Hot Nigga' pic.twitter.com/CjxDfIDXMb
— HIP HOP FACTS (@DailyRapFacts) July 25, 2016

rt if ur a disney princess
— bye (@girlideas) July 26, 2016

Okay now what? @HillaryClinton pic.twitter.com/1JK1fnYDn2
— ㅤ (@Idcadamn) July 25, 2016

...And the Morphe 35O is $23 https://t.co/ysB61NaC5t
— ✨ (@MakeupForWOC) July 26, 2016

Parents:
"Why are u single?"
"How come u haven't brought anybody home?"

Me: pic.twitter.com/4OC0UtpRuH
— Student Problems (@FactsOfSchool) July 26, 2016

I'm Dead 😭💀 pic.twitter.com/smmQowuwka
— Moe (@YahBoyAhmed) July 26, 2016

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I need them in every color 😍 pic.twitter.com/wmhXAEzKDq
— bye (@girlideas) July 26, 2016

when you thought u had some shit to say but theres a Michelle Obama/Elizabeth Warren-sized gap in your tl pic.twitter.com/8xJaCTEAVW
— zak. (@zakcheneyrice) July 26, 2016

lose the argument, not the relationship pic.twitter.com/vderFQ4j4Y
— Poems Porn (@PoemsPorn) July 26, 2016

Boyfriends are the best people to gossip to bc they could care less so you know they won't tell anyone what you say
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) July 26, 2016

My life in a vine https://t.co/NuxzVpoJOr
— Ridiculousness Fans (@WeLoveRobDyrdek) July 26, 2016

SM Group STATION 2016
July 22 - f(x) (All Mine)
July 29 - NCT127 (Taste The Feeling)
Aug 5 - SNSD (That Summer 0805) pic.twitter.com/f0SSlOzHhX
— SMTownEngSub (@SMTownEngSub) July 26, 2016

Baby where u at
— La Diabla (@spanishcvndy) July 26, 2016

Find someone you can go fishing with. pic.twitter.com/2it4x703XE
— Country Music Quotes (@Country_Voices) July 26, 2016

. @GOP We actually paid the artist who made this. Here's what he came up with. pic.twitter.com/4D4bmx9ccp
— The Nib (@thenib) July 26, 2016

Oreo Cream Cheese Cookies. pic.twitter.com/itGkKBGqTz
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

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Perfection 🍦 pic.twitter.com/R1z8JvmM6v
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

SM artists will not join MBC 'Idol Championship' as it coincides w/ 20th anni Hawaii trip https://t.co/HmxkheOIBO pic.twitter.com/i3xouUXAfF
— The Seoul Story (@theseoulstory) July 26, 2016

This might be my favorite picture on the internet right now lol pic.twitter.com/cXIIDJB7ee
— Alfonso Ford Jr (@JRFORD44) July 25, 2016

Guys always think they love having sex until they meet a female that loves having sex more than them.
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 26, 2016

If you buy her Victoria Secret she will let you take it off 😏
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) July 26, 2016

This man's mother will be speaking at the DNC Convention. #DemsInPhilly #DemsInDisarray #DinduNuffin pic.twitter.com/qJIcfdydUK
— Ricky Vaughn (@Ricky_Vaughn99) July 26, 2016

why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for
— no (@tbhjuststop) July 26, 2016

The only Hilary who deserves to be president pic.twitter.com/o2uqpJ24mx
— what (@chanelpuke) July 26, 2016

I don't dislike Hillary Clinton because she's a woman. I dislike that people vote for Hillary Clinton only because she's a woman. Merica.
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) July 25, 2016

And then u all stumble on this vid that, surprisingly enough, for a moment made u forget about everything and go aw. pic.twitter.com/t2MVDlqDTf
— UNPHYSICAL | LANA (@unphysicalo) July 26, 2016

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If you rub my back and play with my hair without me asking, you're mine now.. I claim you
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 26, 2016

Every girl when she finds out he's abusive, unfaithful & doesn't give a shit about her pic.twitter.com/tImo2icDkt
— Nigga Commentary (@NiggaCommentary) July 26, 2016

Y'all know Ricky from secret life of an American teenager was fine af pic.twitter.com/gnI7kHvMvQ
— Lady Boners (@_LadyBoners) July 26, 2016

nobody's opinion of me matters bc i know "me" better. sometimes i may come off a certain type of way but i know my heart. i know it's pure.
— Reyna Biddy (@DearYouFromWe) July 26, 2016

Ain't nothing like that interracial love 💁🏽💛👱🏼 pic.twitter.com/BdnWcGCBvM
— Isaac Kawelo (@isaackawelo) July 26, 2016

like literally 6 ppl so far who never compliment me have complemented me its making me SO happy omg
— cody (@murderized) July 26, 2016

worrying is toxic to the mind. doubt is toxic to the soul. be sure in ur actions. dont second guess urself. stick to plan A & it'll manifest
— Reyna Biddy (@DearYouFromWe) July 26, 2016

How to catch a girl 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/wUhcny4skI
— Ridiculousness Fans (@WeLoveRobDyrdek) July 26, 2016

Michelle Obama: Hillary has never quit on anything in her life!

Really? Ask the service men in Benghazi, oh that's right, she quit on them
— Adam D. Brown (@aduanebrown) July 26, 2016

me when I watch my own snap story pic.twitter.com/9l6KK5U8tU
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) July 26, 2016

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Doughnut Goals 👍 pic.twitter.com/bKVwaNfRiD
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

True That 😉 pic.twitter.com/TKYxELGUON
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) July 26, 2016

Pup learning to howl pic.twitter.com/nmfTYgA12e
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 26, 2016

"Do you want kids?"
me: pic.twitter.com/Lp7Na1tV2P
— Bae Feelings ღ (@GirlfriendNotes) July 26, 2016

Really happy my Instagram keeps crashing thank you now who's gonna see what I had for dinner
— TINA WOODS (@tinawoodsss) July 26, 2016

Nation Confused Because People On TV Last Week Said Trump Was Good #DemsInPhilly
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) July 26, 2016

I always say "you're annoying or "I hate you" to the people I actually like you just gotta understand my love
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) July 26, 2016

Don't love too soon. Don't trust too fast. Don't judge too soon. Don't quit too early. Don't expect too high. Don't talk too much.
— Relationships (@RELATlONSHlP) July 26, 2016

My sister's maternity pics...I'm cracking up 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4zbiCvwyfd
— tally (@Ataliagarcia5) July 25, 2016

this convention is like Twitter: some really great, inspiring, thought-provoking stuff and also men yelling
— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) July 26, 2016

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HOW NICE WOULD IT BE TO HAVE SOMEONE BE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU AND JUST WANTS YOU ALL THE TIME
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 26, 2016

LAST CHANCE TO RETWEET!!! GTA 5 DLC UPDATE RELEASED EARLY DLC LIVESTREAM! (GTA 5 ONLINE) https://t.co/dzxlg3aj95 #GTAOnline #GTA5
— LispyJimmy (@UnitedgamerzHQ) July 26, 2016

Student Athletes talking to the NCAA 😂😂 https://t.co/b1d1B1TQWM
— Nigga Commentary (@NiggaCommentary) July 26, 2016

I have never seen so many people totally misunderstand economics and history in one place. #DNC
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) July 26, 2016

[THSUB]Doctors Ep11 https://t.co/gzUXSjyP19 pic.twitter.com/dpiQitNoSO
— KodhitHD (@KodhitHD) July 26, 2016

When you go to McDonalds and the girl at the register got an attitude 🙅 pic.twitter.com/Bct0MxlzaS
— Lit Freestyles (@LitFreestyles) July 26, 2016

45 minutes have passed since I got in my bed right now...https://t.co/GUMnKLluch pic.twitter.com/PcYwlksv5N
— 9GAG (@9GAG) July 26, 2016

"Do you want kids?"
me: pic.twitter.com/I0dgdNTh6W
— what (@chanelpuke) July 26, 2016

don't trust words, trust actions
— ☽ (@SubjectiveIy) July 26, 2016

@KylieJenner so pretty as always mom 😍 pic.twitter.com/UgXLVYDpKQ
— calista (@harryftkylie) July 26, 2016

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there's always something good coming. remember that.
— SavageMode (@21savaage) July 26, 2016

Guy calmly orders @tacobell while 2 girls fight 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/olAfeyVg35
— Thirty Sec Fights (@ThirtySecFights) July 26, 2016

Huge Chocolate Brownie pic.twitter.com/XPQ0kd4lm4
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

trying to get work done with a cat https://t.co/Lzg48DJz4M
— Emergency Kittens (@EmrgencyKittens) July 26, 2016

Wen oxford kids go to parties do they say its illuminated
— Brian Imanuel (@richchigga) July 26, 2016

French Fry Crusted Corn Dog pic.twitter.com/FSjKTValE1
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

boy shirts are 1000000000x more comfy than girl shirts
— When Boys (@CraveMyThoughts) July 26, 2016

0 tolerance for fake shit!
— SavageMode (@21savaage) July 26, 2016

tickle me and i will beat yo ass😂.
— Fla〽️ingeos (@Flamingeos) July 26, 2016

*Prepares to tweet*

"My girl Michelle…I brag diff-…" pic.twitter.com/WoXwwFE0lo
— Ry (@JustRyCole) July 26, 2016

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Cookies & Cream Gelato pic.twitter.com/cEUaNfYsTC
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

can't sleep unless the room is freeeeezing😁❄️
— J (@jizcalifuh) July 26, 2016

Controlling my tongue is no problem, its my face that needs deliverance. pic.twitter.com/7PuCux0R5X
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 26, 2016

Little piggies 🐷 pic.twitter.com/ulCPiwXbLz
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 26, 2016

Who remembers this commercial? So dope pic.twitter.com/kMYdMNTiOb
— HoopMixtape (@HoopMixOnly) July 26, 2016

moderate light beam pic.twitter.com/3n1wfmZ1Ku
— Meninist (@MeninistTweet) July 26, 2016

when you find a boy that's cute, texts back fast, buys you food, is great at sex, AND stays loyal af pic.twitter.com/EzpScj3hhc
— sad (@lieshawty) July 26, 2016

RETWEET NOW!!!! GTA 5 DLC UPDATE RELEASED EARLY DLC LIVESTREAM! (GTA 5 ONLINE) https://t.co/dzxlg3aj95 #GTAOnline #GTA5
— LispyJimmy (@UnitedgamerzHQ) July 26, 2016

Mac N Cheese Pizza pic.twitter.com/M9Rka58rc0
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

When you put on Marvin's Room by Drake 😂😭 https://t.co/aPAgTMIaXI
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) July 26, 2016

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I'm going to miss the Obamas... pic.twitter.com/uR0WlMgulX
— Real Tweets™ (@iKeepItTooReal) July 26, 2016

Trying to find someone who's attracted to you pic.twitter.com/aR8husfR5X
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 26, 2016

what if pregnancy is just a myth and babies actually do get dropped off by those big ugly white birds
— weston (@westonkoury1) July 26, 2016

My boyfriend looks good as hell 24/7, idc what you think, he looks goooooood as hell 24/7
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) July 26, 2016

this scene made the hardest savages cry pic.twitter.com/RUDRigY5zr
— Pokémon GO (@CatchEmAlI) July 26, 2016

a year changes you a lot
— Chill Vibes (@ChiIIVlbes) July 26, 2016

look at Papi moving those hips 😭😍 pic.twitter.com/qpttE98u48
— Lady Boners (@_LadyBoners) July 26, 2016

When Jay-Z said "I jack, I rob, I sin. Aw man, I'm Jackie Robinson, except when I run base, I dodge the pen." pic.twitter.com/SfFyxaoMLi
— Nigga Commentary (@NiggaCommentary) July 26, 2016

Omg this episode 😍😂 pic.twitter.com/rA0fqvdjiw
— Greys Anatomy (@ltsGREYSquotes) July 26, 2016

One party wants to ban Muslims and condones anti-Semites. The other has a Muslim congressman introducing a Jewish senator. #DemsInPhilly
— Laila Lalami (@LailaLalami) July 26, 2016

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this is too much 💀 pic.twitter.com/tGXDr6CnOs
— Dory (@Dory) July 26, 2016

find someone who loves you as much as Pikachu loves his bottle of ketchup pic.twitter.com/sCzJ8V9KGw
— Dory (@Dory) July 26, 2016

i love when people tell me their life story !!!! their childhood!!! family !!!friends !!!!! i love learning why people r who they r!!!! idk
— Sarah Baska (@SarahBaska) July 26, 2016

"You should slow down"

Me pic.twitter.com/JzCy7yFxMM
— Young Alcoholics (@LifeWithAlcohol) July 26, 2016

If makeup artist were rappers LMFAO!! "I cut these hoes off i call that a cut crease" 🔥😂😭💀 #MakeUp pic.twitter.com/3optMIvFQT
— nate ontiveros (@NATEGAWD) July 26, 2016

Always classic pic.twitter.com/bnlbZrsXrv
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) July 26, 2016

accurate pic.twitter.com/OvTTOYgHnI
— Pokémon GO (@CatchEmAlI) July 26, 2016

In honor of Greg Jennings retiring today... pic.twitter.com/CHXbeFJ9Cl
— Nigga Commentary (@NiggaCommentary) July 26, 2016

If this song didn't make you feel emotional you haven't been listening to it right pic.twitter.com/Luli5VkWFC
— Justin Bieber Videos (@BieberBonerz) July 26, 2016

CNN can't seem to put their finger on how Michele Obama spoke about Trump but not by name...

baby, that's called shade.
— Cupid Valentino (@shEgoTripn) July 26, 2016

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pictures u show ur parents vs. pictures u show ur friends pic.twitter.com/ejVVZJVWB3
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 26, 2016

when PokemonGo vibrates pic.twitter.com/KudMIlbC4Y
— Pokémon GO (@CatchEmAlI) July 26, 2016

Waiting for #YugiohGo to drop like.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ygML9kWQsF
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) July 26, 2016

If nothing else, I wish the Russians would hack into Trump's phone and get the tweets about FLOTUS he keeps writing & staff deletes.
— stuart stevens (@stuartpstevens) July 26, 2016

When your girl wants a bite of your food https://t.co/gocYXyNc7l
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 26, 2016

one day pic.twitter.com/PikRO38Mcs
— Pokémon GO (@CatchEmAlI) July 26, 2016

accurate pic.twitter.com/UqieI6fE0u
— what (@chanelpuke) July 26, 2016

Obama and Michelle have spent $90,000,000 on vacations

Here's what happened to African Americans#DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/VbsLxglnXM
— #FreeMilo (@JaredWyand) July 26, 2016

MY CITY SO TALENTED
He murdered a snare drum solo to Desiigner's Timmy Turner
When he uses 1 stick!#DCornothing pic.twitter.com/PXcgqfPTUw
— Vincent Van Vogue (@Hawillisdc) July 26, 2016

Who remembers this commercial? So dope pic.twitter.com/mV7rFfHyC4
— Leansquad (@Ieansquad) July 26, 2016

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when girls dont wanna go somewhere cause someone that dont like them will be there, while I'm like "let her see me" pic.twitter.com/KIHXqKdRiK
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 26, 2016

there's always something good coming. remember that.
— tiller (@BrysonTlIIer) July 26, 2016

when u step on somethin slimy in the ocean pic.twitter.com/T3DonV1Y02
— Dory (@Dory) July 26, 2016

She likes to bite 🐶 pic.twitter.com/UjvKo5BnLJ
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 26, 2016

UR BOYFRIEND DOESN'T HAVE TO PUT U ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO PROVE YALL ARE TOGETHER. STOP LETTIN SOCIAL MEDIA TELL U WHAT IS & ISNT IMPORTANT LMAO
— ray (@LUClDITY) July 26, 2016

Michelle Obama really had the best speech of the RNC and the DNC. Crazy.
— Micah A. (@LetMicahDown) July 26, 2016

To Trump: BOY IM BOUT TA FIRE YOU UP!!! pic.twitter.com/JtTPRMAAVq
— Bey Been Bomb (@_heyyyLEX) July 26, 2016

Dude quit $7.50 an hour for $1 https://t.co/8SqVIMVPYP
— Nigga Commentary (@NiggaCommentary) July 26, 2016

Voting is a critical form of political participation. If it weren't, fascists wouldn't spend billions on gerrymandering and suppression.
— Greg Carr (@AfricanaCarr) July 26, 2016

Future & Bryson Tiller have a track dropping Friday! pic.twitter.com/YObIgagVJ2
— Raps Daily (@RapsDaiIy) July 26, 2016

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a girl who really loves u gon start sounding like ya mom after a while cause she only wants the best for u b
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 26, 2016

she used 5 shadows to achieve this look.. not 1.. not 2... but 5...... yall really gonna buy this shit? pic.twitter.com/tDFxBGQdoa
— Makeup ✨ (@MakeupGuides) July 26, 2016

Bernie: "vote for Hillary"
Me: pic.twitter.com/CWMKU2Oubq
— Tzipporah. (@xoAyannaRenee) July 26, 2016

the peoples RELLY want ME (birdie) to do presdident #DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/Iz1TPHbRL6
— birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) July 26, 2016

Rt if this is sexier than u pic.twitter.com/8tJwsaM1Xe
— Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao) July 26, 2016

IM DEAD 😂💀 https://t.co/alCSJSfyr5
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) July 26, 2016

*ugly-cries again* #DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/zumtUxjIBa
— Gabe Ortíz (@TUSK81) July 26, 2016

STOP

SHOUTING

OVER

WOMEN

YOU

ASSHOLES

YOU

ARE

WHY

BERNIE

LOST
— Lilith (@grimalkinrn) July 26, 2016

Bernie must feel like shit getting up there knowing the election was rigged and stolen from him by the DNC and endorsing @HillaryClinton
— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) July 26, 2016

.@MichelleObama for President. 🙌🏽 #demsinphilly
— Linda Sarsour (@lsarsour) July 26, 2016

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DNC: Here's a series of speakers who could all be president one day.
RNC: Yo, here's everyone who didn't turn us down. This guy hunts ducks.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) July 26, 2016

My swag different, that bag different My wife Michelle, I brag different. #DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/i4tojNFLJt
— Connichameleon (@connichameleon) July 26, 2016

THIS IS GREAT 😂 pic.twitter.com/UjDRWIfZSP
— Dory (@Dory) July 26, 2016

Me: I ain't voting for Hilary.
Michelle: but the gag is you are pic.twitter.com/hC4DtXZMST
— Leha (@leeaabeeaa) July 26, 2016

get you a first lady who can do... everything pic.twitter.com/ollCYgP0Ic
— sean. (@SeanMcElwee) July 26, 2016

The people booing Elizabeth Warren are all saved as "Annoying Whole Foods Guy" in some girl's phone.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) July 26, 2016

Hearing these folks trying to chant over Warren: pic.twitter.com/yxOUxCMBy1
— Lauren Allred (@laurenallred) July 26, 2016

I DON'T WANT THE OBAMA'S TO GO pic.twitter.com/W6YIaA0Ilq
— anal girl (@benadryI) July 26, 2016

looked into your eyes and found my favorite color
— ️️️️ (@bIessly) July 26, 2016

Elizabeth Warren drawing a straight line from Jim Crow to Donald Trump is damning as hell
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) July 26, 2016

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"My girl Michelle...I brag different"#DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/OxcgnxPFXa
— Yahoo Boy No Laptop (@philipuuuu) July 26, 2016

This is the boy @FLOTUS mentioned in her speech who asked if @POTUS had hair like his. Photo on WH wall for 8 years. pic.twitter.com/yyPdi3JAKN
— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) July 26, 2016

We live in a time of Michelle and Serena and Beyonce. And they all like each other.
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) July 26, 2016

First Lady Michelle Obama: "The issues a president faces cannot be boiled down to 140 characters."

She just DESTROYED Trump. #DemsInPhilly
— Nerdy Wonka (@NerdyWonka) July 26, 2016

Michelle Obama: 'I Dare You To Boo Me, Motherfuckers' #DemsInPhilly
— Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics) July 26, 2016

Michelle Obama: *speaks*

My skin: *clears up*
My grades: *go up*
My blood pressure: *goes down*
My eyebrows: *on fleek*
My hair: *snatched*
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) July 26, 2016

My heart is super big... I give & give without expecting much😕
— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) July 26, 2016

.@FLOTUS on that stage like...#DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/y8A3AxgMAl
— Shauna Richardson (@ShaunaRRichards) July 26, 2016

Never let the one man with appropriately fitting pants go. #TheBachelorette
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) July 26, 2016

Oreo Cheesecake pic.twitter.com/qtbDRIuz9g
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) July 26, 2016

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