Tweet-TOPIX-en: 12/01/16

Thursday, December 1, 2016

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Me: I should go to this lecture today
Inner Me: Stay in your warm bed, the lecture slides are online pic.twitter.com/GB2iXOYFwd
— Kermit (@ltsKermit) December 1, 2016

Me: "I have so much shit to do."

Me to me: "Just sleep fam you deserve it" pic.twitter.com/acj1ZhvXs7
— Student Problems (@FactsOfSchool) December 1, 2016

💭jus thinkin...was goin to have a big b-day party at my house for Tyler, but all his friends are heathens(sorry, couldn't resist).
— Chris Joseph (@chrizjoseph) December 1, 2016

Dear December, please try to make up this year cause it was one hell of a year.
— relationships (@RELATlONSHlP) December 1, 2016

According to reports Ronaldinho and Riquelme have offered to come out of retirement and play for Chapecoense for a year or 2 for free. 🙌🏼🇧🇷 pic.twitter.com/4pktWTA03c
— Premier League (@EPLBible) December 1, 2016

Tbh, I thought Jungkook or Jimin or V will sing OST first but I get a chance to do it with V. I'm really glad.
— #김데일리 데일리 남준 (@Daily_Namjoon) December 1, 2016

Last night's happy happy @MarydaleEntrat5 @edward_barber 💕💕💕 #GandangGabiVice Good night 😊 pic.twitter.com/W6SDMabcee
— Kisses Delavin (@delavinkisses) December 1, 2016

The 11 surviving members of Chapecoense walk together at last night's mass wake. #ForçaChape

pic.twitter.com/ykBaqHFtCA
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) December 1, 2016

Congratulations @adnfest and ADN!! That was beautiful!!🎄🎄🎄#ALDUB72ndWeeksary #ADNXmasOnTWADN
— ALDUB Thoughts - Lia (@AldubThoughts) December 1, 2016

"ok thank you bye bye have a nice day yeah" JIN'S ENGLISH 💯 https://t.co/NSbHzNH8zV
— 소프 (@bangtaened) December 1, 2016

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Now these are true legends. Hats off to them 🙏#ForcaChape pic.twitter.com/2rZlruiKZ2
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) December 1, 2016

161201 THE EXO'RDIUM IN TOKYO 찬열 / ARTIFICIAL LOVE 😇 pic.twitter.com/kqRjxoufdB
— 릿🔥 (@chanyeolit) December 1, 2016

just like a prayer.#BTS #JIMIN #지민 pic.twitter.com/1GgRnACydr
— MINingful moment (@miningfulmoment) December 1, 2016

seokjin: say smth to the viewers
jk: everyone, my broadcast was better than jin hyung's right?

AND SEOKJIN HUNG UP ON HIM
— 정국 is 뭔들, 정국맘! (@jeongmilk) December 1, 2016

Real man got no time for a wasted relationship.

Once they're into a girl,they'd have the intension to be her partner for a lifetime.
— ️ (@wtfhm_) December 1, 2016

JIN: 4th December is my birthday
For BTS Birthday,we prepared FESTA. For JIN's birthday I prepare "JINSTA". Contents are-
1. V App
2. MAMA
— #김데일리 데일리 남준 (@Daily_Namjoon) December 1, 2016

When you cooking but you ain't trying to die 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/sbF77AC3P3
— just a random girl (@whoareyouthox) December 1, 2016

#BTS is now live on V!
Jin said this won't be an 'Eat Jin' broadcast, but just one where he'll have fun w/ fans!https://t.co/99nEC4XSTm pic.twitter.com/H9SV3CGSZi
— ARMY Base (@bangtanitl) December 1, 2016

rt if this picture turns u on pic.twitter.com/0eSH1cpM3x
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) November 30, 2016

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YEEZY BOOST 350 V2
17TH DECEMBER
HUGE QUANTITY/AVAILABILITY
MOST AVAILABLE YEEZY YET.
RT FOR A FREE CART #MafiaSZN pic.twitter.com/gEiGqeVMU3
— Yeezy Mafia (@theyeezymafia) December 1, 2016

we take the naps we think we deserve
— bubbles (@bubblestbh) December 1, 2016

161201 THE EXO'RDIUM IN TOKYO 찬열 / COMING OVER 🎤🎤 pic.twitter.com/mSFERIhX2T
— 릿🔥 (@chanyeolit) December 1, 2016

161201 COMING OVER KAI😭💕✨ pic.twitter.com/speskj6Gwz
— MPST (@exokai_kr) December 1, 2016

Ronaldinho and Riquelme have offered to come out of retirement and play for Chapocoence for a year or two for free. Legends. 👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/tQHFVXEYDO
— FourFourTweet (@FourFourTweet) December 1, 2016

We currently have 1.1k listeners and still counting! Wow, lakas! 😊😍#ALDUB72ndWeeksary #ADNXmasOnTWADN pic.twitter.com/Yoxm14XZtb
— NICO (@NicoZey) December 1, 2016

"Please don't ask me if I'm fine. I'm so tired of lying and saying I am."
— Unspoken Words ⛄️ (@myunwrittensoul) December 1, 2016

I'M PROBABLY GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AT THIS 😩😩 pic.twitter.com/tihn9MxoCE
— Male Thoughts (@SteveStfler) November 30, 2016

Our white blood cells attacking a parasite pic.twitter.com/LEUE2TlG6I
— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) December 1, 2016

when you're a non muslim but you just had to pic.twitter.com/X3ZlFeWsFb
— sabrina (@hsabrinax_) November 30, 2016

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[Xingstagram] ❤️ https://t.co/Pcf3WytNgg https://t.co/KwLs7TYZBT pic.twitter.com/VMG7WlTftM
— ㄴㅈ124 (@namja1to4) December 1, 2016

Magic will not be forgotten. #FantasticBeasts #HarryPotter pic.twitter.com/qTJessv40b
— 眠狼 (@RDJlock) December 1, 2016

I get jealous. I get mad. I get worried. I get curious. But that's only because I don't wanna lose you.
— Kak Aniz (@aniz_mardhiah) December 1, 2016

!!!!!🗣🎗We are in Top 5 .And We have a great video !!!!!!! , James corden show ,🎤here we go .......: pic.twitter.com/aRuYBXS8vA
— Alejandro Cabello (@alejandrocabe12) December 1, 2016

Mcdo Fun Run (BTS)

Sweeeet!!! 😘

© erlyndellosonng#ALDUB72ndWeeksary https://t.co/5du0J56jya
— ALDUB Vines HD (@aldubvines) December 1, 2016

[HQ] 161201 #Taeyeon @ ICN ✈️✈️✈️✈️ Take off to Hongkong #태연 #MAMA 😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/iHq5AxN5PB
— _sPound_ (@_sPound_) December 1, 2016

fan project~ lightsticks are turned off and the one that shining is the reflective placard ♥ #EXOrDIUMinTokyo pic.twitter.com/nOCQRfPsHx
— hun (@beyondselu) December 1, 2016

the queen of victoria's secret fashion shows, adriana lima. her body and that walk tho pic.twitter.com/u6A8otiThA
— dead boyfriend (@unsmokabIe) December 1, 2016

11:59 pm vs. 12:00 am pic.twitter.com/d6e2ROZQsZ
— ♛ (@highlytrue) December 1, 2016

I notice everything, I just act like I don't.
— ㅤㅤㅤG-Eazy® (@GUSTHEREALEST) November 30, 2016

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Just finished 5 seasons of #Veep 😭 Now finding the cast on Twitter, y'all are like my family! Season 6? BEST SHOW & ACTORS!! 🇺🇸 @VeepHBO pic.twitter.com/Z0Y9UduTeM
— Danny Schramm (@DannySchramm) December 1, 2016

"Hey can i borrow your car?"

No you can't

"Such a stingy!"

No im not. see, its Myvi not Yourvi or Ourvi neither Usvi. its Myvi😂
— fatihahfudzi🙊 (@AkakKening) December 1, 2016

@FNBSA What's the point of having a Private Banker, when they are never available or get back to you??? #ridiculous
— Ruoall Chapman (@chapstickru) December 1, 2016

Sometimes we find useful stuff in these whatsapp groups. pic.twitter.com/jPXkrcKinZ
— Englishjer (@englishjer) December 1, 2016

BLACKPINK predebut polaroid #BLACKPINK

Cr. BLACKPINKJP_com pic.twitter.com/xU05Hlot01
— BlackPink Thailand (@BlackPINK_TH) December 1, 2016

[HQ] Taeyeon @ ICN Airport 😆👋🏻💕 #태연 #소녀시대 #taeyeon pic.twitter.com/KTQJXbBMf6
— NN #승완's (@NNFission_) December 1, 2016

Blueberry Cheesecake pic.twitter.com/nIbrYXf7iF
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) December 1, 2016

Amanda Hamilton tells what she eats for breakfast and why. https://t.co/jkesJVtqC9 #Breakfast #healthyfoods #greensmoothies #fruitsmoothies
— Francesca Conway (@francescaconw14) December 1, 2016

I'm put these pastry in a ""blinde trust"" as in you close you eyes and trust I not eat them all immediate.
— birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) November 30, 2016

i don't wanna hear anyone calling yoongi lazy he literally did burpees in the most enthusiastic energetic way possible look at that boy go pic.twitter.com/7EOQPKQFW3
— twerking jimin (@waveyakpopper) November 30, 2016

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when ur trash but still better than everyone else pic.twitter.com/VnqmPIKp2K
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 1, 2016

LAST DAY LAST DAY!!!!! Give all your stars to BTS!!!https://t.co/lM5rA054bG pic.twitter.com/ghR3eJZkzq
— #김데일리 데일리 남준 (@Daily_Namjoon) December 1, 2016

Coming Over 1 #EXOrDIUMinTokyo pic.twitter.com/vjaYqGC5Z5
— 열매🍉 (@92XIXXVII) December 1, 2016

Soft & Chewy Chocolate Cookies with Chocolate Chips pic.twitter.com/C1aGc7r4Z3
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) December 1, 2016

Don't treat the homeless like trash, because you may regret it one day. pic.twitter.com/SjLTpaYMrs
— Fakta Agama (@FaktaAgama) December 1, 2016

Coming Over 2 #EXOrDIUMinTokyo pic.twitter.com/cJAdcFcpz4
— 열매🍉 (@92XIXXVII) December 1, 2016

Welcome back, legend! pic.twitter.com/yvjQ8bgWIb
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) November 30, 2016

"One more kiss" really means 4768 more kisses before you get that one last kiss
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) December 1, 2016

i'm picky & i pick you
— ㅤㅤ (@reliabIy) December 1, 2016

22 years ago today, Tupac was shot five times during a robbery outside a New York City recording studio pic.twitter.com/8V3omlucid
— Lit Freestyles (@LitFreestyles) November 30, 2016

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The campaign prompted by Pa @Gurmeetramrahim ji to prevent & fight AIDS is positively changing the lives of people.
— Honeypreet Insan (@insan_honey) December 1, 2016

Song Ji Hyo is a living goddess pic.twitter.com/xcMYoS3h4a
— human error. (@blxcknicotine) December 1, 2016

#DallasCowboys #EzekielElliott Song Country Music Ohio State Buckeyes @NFL Football @EzekielElliott @DallasCowboys https://t.co/68XGpQd4sF
— Ben Ryan Metzger (@BenRyanMetzger) December 1, 2016

Machine Gun Kelly, Camila Cabello - Bad Things https://t.co/xmhe3UtLz5
— Camila Cabello News (@CCabelloNews) December 1, 2016

"Something round and golden." pic.twitter.com/2XfQje84Zs
— YOI SPOILER // meyo (@meyoco_) November 30, 2016

When he starts, they win. 🔴⚽️ pic.twitter.com/zAa0nQh6LU
— Football__Tweet (@Football__Tweet) November 30, 2016

Princess And I was a game-changer in 2012, FYI. https://t.co/pAPJqiZjoV
— France Sajorda (@PrincessFrance) November 30, 2016

it takes a lot for me to settle down with someone you really gotta keep me interested
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

Finishing the Kitchen Entry Moulding. https://t.co/SGLNeRnc5L #carpentry #cabinetry #cabinetmaking #renovationremodeling #wood #woodworking
— Josh Armstrong (@josharm76452111) December 1, 2016

EXO reportedly to make their comeback in December with a special winter album + MV filming completed https://t.co/QwhQodyYkc pic.twitter.com/zxVqPMFE3C
— The Seoul Story (@theseoulstory) November 30, 2016

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Malay biggest problem,

" S E M B A N G "
— sentap ke tu? (@jemaahsentap) December 1, 2016

11 surviving members of Chapecoense walk hand-in-hand at last night's vigil #ForçaChape (🎥 @donriddellCNN) pic.twitter.com/7Cr9KGFYW5
— Football Vines (@FootballVines) December 1, 2016

When you were very specific as to what you wanted for Christmas and your grandma still bought you socks pic.twitter.com/kjJbe9buui
— Richie Loco (@Richie_l0c0) November 30, 2016

i actually cried she's so beautiful pic.twitter.com/vCrCzf7niL
— charlie (@biebercentrals) November 30, 2016

Brazilian illustrator Picolo Kun books on the hand-painted watercolor "Harry Potter" pic.twitter.com/khMAGJ1Wwa
— Aesthetic Sharer (@CGdrawing) November 30, 2016

Me @ myself for not getting started on my assignments earlier pic.twitter.com/RoKrp5lhAV
— babe. (@babetexts) December 1, 2016

*Gives relationship advice while being single*
— ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ (@Melaningful) November 30, 2016

A girl's boyfriend sprinted into class today and threw her a rice crispy treat and then sprinted back out. Rt if you need a man like that
— what (@chanelpuke) November 30, 2016

Bella Hadid backstage #VSFS2016 pic.twitter.com/bR1rHmkgLx
— strh (@stereothypes) November 30, 2016

me on December 1st https://t.co/eVTGWSKd8g
— Best Vines (@TheFunnyVine) December 1, 2016

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161201 #EXOrDIUMinTokyo
Love me right pic.twitter.com/WOeDS8vslS
— 쪽쪽 (@2a4nkm) December 1, 2016

when he breaks your heart but then you realize who tf u are pic.twitter.com/efq3o8TF4A
— When Boys (@CraveMyThoughts) December 1, 2016

This is still one of the most iconic videos on Twitter pic.twitter.com/AGcWGfoCNr
— Nigga Commentary🎅🏾 (@NiggaCommentary) December 1, 2016

hi december, you're the last one, so be the best one
— ㅤ (@perryyy23) December 1, 2016

Nivaldo, the goalkeeper for Chapecoense who didn't travel to Colombia, has retired from football. 😪💔🇧🇷🙏 pic.twitter.com/WtFr9dhVp0
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) December 1, 2016

Today is the only day you can RT this

Happy birthday Mr. Krabs pic.twitter.com/8xjt3GUmZT
— Allahu Akbar (@SavageJihad) November 30, 2016

I swear this is me pic.twitter.com/2HF5ciKBre
— Bae Feelings ღ (@GirlfriendNotes) December 1, 2016

student's December v. Everyone else's December pic.twitter.com/7RyTCxf8H4
— memes (@HilariousEdited) December 1, 2016

To get #BTS win "best asian style award" you have to put #방탄소년단 and #MAMARedcarpet when it is MAMA REDCARPET! Please spread🙏

via:grim_bts pic.twitter.com/7FsHSHskYr
— 꾹키 🍑 (@19970901net) December 1, 2016

PSG have informed FIFA that they will donate £40m to Brazilian club Chapecoense, whose plane crashed in Columbia. Incredible gesture. pic.twitter.com/raLGobSVhI
— James Murphy Tips (@JamesMurphyTips) November 29, 2016

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THIS WEEKEND 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/srFOLPH2QU
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) December 1, 2016

shaming competitors is terrible... @pwnwin_com @AIcatraz @Battle_of_Glory @RoboDill @DeinesSergej @eugen_kandakov #socialmediafail #startup
— Kitetsume (@Kitetsume) December 1, 2016

Careless careless shoot anonymous~ #EXOrDIUMinTokyo pic.twitter.com/Rc5opSqVgS
— 열매🍉 (@92XIXXVII) December 1, 2016

Does Ariana Grande deserve to get her first Grammy next year?

RETWEET: Yes
LIKE: No pic.twitter.com/Ingn2Du8i8
— Shady Music Facts (@TheFactsOfShade) November 30, 2016

A lot of people like to complain but, don't want to do anything about their situation.
— Jordan Daley (@JordanDaIey) November 30, 2016

[Preview] Taeyeon @ ICN Airport Arrival #taeyeon #태연 #소녀시대 #snsd 😆😘💕 pic.twitter.com/ySDKtAV9T6
— NN #승완's (@NNFission_) December 1, 2016

Stop getting attached to people so fast, because attachments lead to expectations and expectations lead to disappointments..
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 30, 2016

chandler bing is my spirit animal pic.twitter.com/k4mpPlAdBe
— F•R•I•E•N•D•S 🎄 (@FRlENDSreaction) November 30, 2016

i like being alone but i like to have someone to be alone with
— joskey (@sIightly) December 1, 2016

It's insane how much one person can mean to you.
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 30, 2016

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Bukan taknak enjoy gila-gila when i'm happy tapi bila terlampau happy i'll get afraid something bad will happen afterwards. Selalu mcmtu lah
— SITI SOPHEA (@momosahaja) December 1, 2016

This movie is important🎯 pic.twitter.com/WPVj10lk0p
— ㅤLane (@GawdTrill) December 1, 2016

ONE OK ROCK 「Taking Off」 pic.twitter.com/GLUU4ztzot
— ONE OK ROCK 30秒 (@OkOneok696969) December 1, 2016

A Goalkeeper in South Africa just did this in the last minute! 😱🔥 pic.twitter.com/D8XQGyroTY
— LegendsOfCareer (@LegendsOfCareer) November 30, 2016

People come and go, but life is simply about seeing who cares enough to stay.
— ㅤㅤㅤG-Eazy® (@GUSTHEREALEST) December 1, 2016

Deleting pictures for me is probably the hardest thing to do bc I'm a memory hoarder
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) December 1, 2016

"Have Y'all Tried These, These Boys Hot" - artist unknown. oil on canvas (2015) pic.twitter.com/XLNlCuSS0h
— dead boyfriend (@unsmokabIe) December 1, 2016

American fans vs English fans....😂😂

Credit: @laffxrty

Brilliant! pic.twitter.com/mBEANiXsky
— Football Chants (@FootyFansChants) November 30, 2016

God has a plan. Trust it, live it, enjoy it.
— Athlete Tweets (@IPlay4God) December 1, 2016

Dwight Howard filthy at point guard 👀 https://t.co/p4xJrbRsTr
— Nigga Commentary🎅🏾 (@NiggaCommentary) December 1, 2016

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I can't believe today is Christmas 1st
— bubbles (@bubblestbh) December 1, 2016

Met @jormataccone. Cool as hell. Enjoy the new toy. I still can't get #Verified on #twitter though! 👍😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
— David Gokhshtein (@davidgokhshtein) November 30, 2016

Any1 know location of the hospital where Baptiste is?what are visiting hours? i've a bunch of grapes with his name all over them #TheMissing
— James Williamson (@jamwills85) November 30, 2016

I need to be here rn pic.twitter.com/coadsh4Rij
— Travel Scenes ✈️ (@TheWorldStories) December 1, 2016

if your crush isnt me then sorry youre wrong
— tina (@tinatbh) December 1, 2016

JR: I should get ready to play defense, they're inbounding the ball

JR to JR: nah go dap up the homie real quick you got time pic.twitter.com/ilvC6BGkJR
— Racial Draft (@TheRaceDraft) November 30, 2016

"The Good, The Bad and The Unlucky" is today's tee on https://t.co/LdSWa6Ss6H ReTweet for a chance at a FREE TEE! pic.twitter.com/r6wBhzjJnG
— Qwertee.com (@qwertee) November 30, 2016

real love is unconditional, that means making it work no matter the circumstances and loving someone even after the cracks begin to show
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

*Santa slides down the chimney*
Frat guy: who do you know here
— Dory (@Dory) November 30, 2016

Me: I'm so tired and my mental health is deteriorating

Inner Me: get drunk.. get so fucking drunk pic.twitter.com/gpSvPqIZyZ
— Kermit (@ltsKermit) November 30, 2016

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Maymay and Edward together. MayWard moments. pic.twitter.com/PxNWm9kU0h
— Kane Errol Choa (@kanechoa) December 1, 2016

Missing someone doesn't mean that i need them back in my life. Missing someone is just a part of the process of emotionally moving on.
— Kak Aniz (@aniz_mardhiah) December 1, 2016

I swear my mood nowadays is always blank, like i don't even know what to feel anymore
— Sxif Iqmxl (@_SaifIqmal) December 1, 2016

Kisses and Edward gamely posed for a few photos when they dropped by at our event. KissWard moments. pic.twitter.com/2dfWkkaD4V
— Kane Errol Choa (@kanechoa) December 1, 2016

perks of dating me: i laugh at my own jokes so you don't need to
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@sequaIs) December 1, 2016

We asked Papa Johns to write a joke on the box 😂 pic.twitter.com/cTqYwvyabq
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) December 1, 2016

Group chats be like 😂 pic.twitter.com/qZoJ6exPPW
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) December 1, 2016

#VSFS2016 Why is everyone talking about Gigi Bella and Kendal when pic.twitter.com/LUf8EcC7Mg
— Catarina (@weekndgang) November 30, 2016

I used to be so humble, woah. I need to call my momma, yeah.
I need to get my girl back, uh. I need to weigh my options, yeah pic.twitter.com/OEXyBk0uzY
— jeff (@adorsed) November 30, 2016

RT IF YOU MAKEUP IS ON YOUR WISHLIST✨💫

I'll go through RT's & surprise DM a bunch of you❄️🎄🎁 pic.twitter.com/uPBq6eBPvx
— Makeup✨ (@gIowposts) December 1, 2016

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TAKIN OUT THE TRASH
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　( ´∀｀)
　/⌒ ヽ
./ /　　ﾉ＼__
( /ヽ　　|＼___)
＼/　　 |　／　＼
　(　ﾉ |　/　　　\
　｜　 / | g eazy |
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— YaLocalWhiteBoy (@NoHoesGeorge) December 1, 2016

How I'm going to pay my college tuition https://t.co/lVh1JLGnO9
— Funny Vines (@FunnyVines) December 1, 2016

J. Cole poured his soul out on this track 🙏 pic.twitter.com/pVwXFQ7fEI
— J. Cole (@BestOfJCoIe) December 1, 2016

If God Is With You Who Can Be Against You..
— 🐐 (@InkLaBraski) December 1, 2016

finals in high school have nothing on finals in college
— ♚COLLEGE♚ (@ClassOf20l6) December 1, 2016

3 types of people to stay away from...

The uninspired

The unexcited

The ungrateful
— Billionaire mindset (@IntThings) December 1, 2016

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck
— ☾ (@srslylucid) December 1, 2016

A South African goalkeeper has done this in the last minute! pic.twitter.com/5G893CyqJe
— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) December 1, 2016

Worst thing you could do is listen to what a female been thru & put her thru the same thing again
— LiL Texiko ⛽️ (@LilTexiko) December 1, 2016

Everyone say a prayer for Nolan please🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/wRZkpeixQV
— The Deer Squad (@TheDeerSquad) December 1, 2016

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The best #mannequinchallenge ever 😍💕👏 ofcourse from niana and ranz 👌 pic.twitter.com/jfjwQNb3uX
— farüq (@FaruqVEVO_) December 1, 2016

You should NEVER stop doing what you did to get her . That's why a lot of relationships fail
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

" you got hella hoes "

me pic.twitter.com/juwqCx5iTb
— ㅤ (@DevinnJayy) December 1, 2016

[Naver] Sechskies, "exo will also be as long-lasting as us"

Exo's mentioned in their interview thanks sunbaenim ㅠㅠhttps://t.co/McK7ypfe3P pic.twitter.com/Dy49eEWYJT
— Jess♡ {semi hiatus} (@wendysunbae) December 1, 2016

First time I got arrested, I let all my "bros" know. Guess who was outside waiting for me when I bonded myself out at 3am...my girlfriend.
— Lil Bill (@DeMarcose) November 30, 2016

If they respect you, respect them. If they disrespect you, respect them. Do not lower your integrity for anyone.🙂
— 👑.. (@AwesomeeLovee) December 1, 2016

sleeping in your boyfriend's arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) December 1, 2016

i got like 16 different laughs and they all ugly.
— . (@llMVX_) December 1, 2016

UglyBoat. Finally. Okay bye.
— Ugly God (@UglyGod) December 1, 2016

Tomi Lahren: "I don't see color."
Trevor Noah: "So what do you do at a traffic light?" #TheDailyShow pic.twitter.com/7qhl5A8dlt
— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) December 1, 2016

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Me waking up from this nap to find out my essay did not write itself while I rested pic.twitter.com/mn5mNpVfmK
— Dory (@Dory) December 1, 2016

why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
— ☾ (@srslylucid) December 1, 2016

I'm a great fuckin friend and if we fell off it's cuz you're a dumbass TBH
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

11:59 pm vs. 12:00 am pic.twitter.com/NLUGsx6Lvi
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) December 1, 2016

McDonald's, 1974. pic.twitter.com/gq1lS96Ubj
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) December 1, 2016

161201 Incheon Airport by presshttps://t.co/wbA8LkuBQ0 https://t.co/GAnu46I738 https://t.co/ZCWL8Vn99E #Taeyeon #태연 pic.twitter.com/DBjPe0KsUR
— ✪309KTYSS (@309KTYSS) December 1, 2016

When ya just lookin at ya man and he lookin fine as hell and u just like yasssssss das my babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 pic.twitter.com/sSe0pt8jmU
— beamin bitch (@gIowingoddess) November 30, 2016

u gotta go thru some fucked up shit to get to where u need to go.
— Cardi B (@ImCardiB) December 1, 2016

teacher: i graded your tests. some of you didn't do so well

me: @ me
— ☾ (@srslylucid) December 1, 2016

The holidays are better with you ❤️☺️ pic.twitter.com/Ij8eTIzkqv
— Johnny Oh (@jolmsted94) November 30, 2016

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Tomi Lahren had the nerve to go on television and ask "What did the KKK do?" pic.twitter.com/Vt15cVFOz9
— N.Minaj (@prasejeebus) December 1, 2016

Girls like holding hands. Even in public, it means you're protecting her and proud of her.
— ㅤLane (@GawdTrill) December 1, 2016

this is going to be the wildest movie of 2017 pic.twitter.com/Yspj0aUchr
— ben (@gutsnoglory) December 1, 2016

imagine being 35, a mom of two, and still looking this good wow pic.twitter.com/IiHtg7rVG4
— HAILS (@haiIeyhall) November 30, 2016

thank you for sharing her story. https://t.co/9K54Iv3Eh7
— anal girl (@1800SAMIYAH) December 1, 2016

babygirl he didnt play u, he played himself. Fr
— TK (@CONSlSTENSY) December 1, 2016

i'm single because i want something real not some 2 week bullshit
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) December 1, 2016

Every snapchat conversation ever pic.twitter.com/0WPeXtcFvQ
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) December 1, 2016

#taeyeon #태연 161201 incheon to Hongkong😉 pic.twitter.com/HeCmzZP9Aa
— FM.309 (@tyfm309) December 1, 2016

MY FAVORITES pic.twitter.com/BLhns9wCLU
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) December 1, 2016

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i'm crying pic.twitter.com/ktfQiAMNkd
— Dory (@Dory) December 1, 2016

The subtitles have me dead 💀 pic.twitter.com/zqsNfBKBOu
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) December 1, 2016

If you don't listen to 2000s R&B songs... I don't want u
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

"They call Maine Madame" @aldenrichards02 *walling with glitter tears* Gov 😭😍😭😍

© Asian TV #ALDUB72ndWeeksary #AldenAtATA1DayToGo pic.twitter.com/KwuQ8X7aRT
— Aldub|MaidenPexers (@AldubMaidenPex) December 1, 2016

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
— bubbles (@bubblestbh) December 1, 2016

when u tell someone u going to sleep so u can't tweet for the rest of the night but u do anyway cause u a savage
— The Truth (@MikeeKhoury) December 1, 2016

it's one thing to hurt me but my friends???? hell nah lol ill come for u
— wes (@imactuallywes) December 1, 2016

Today's lesson: if you point a gun at a police officer, you will get shot. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Merica.
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) December 1, 2016

"Soccer is easy"

ESPN did a study on how far players run

Baseball: 100 yards
Football: 1.2 miles
Basketball: 3 miles
Soccer: 9.5 miles pic.twitter.com/xWzaHDeIWp
— Soccer Life (@TrueSoccerLife) December 1, 2016

happy birthday to everyone's favorite crustaceous cheapskate 🦀🎈🎁 pic.twitter.com/59gSYSiuhy
— Foxy Grandma (@tjm1108) December 1, 2016

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Happy birthday dude (you know who you are). Just remember I had way more Facebook friends than you. Congrats on ruining social media for me.
— Zack Joseph (@zackjoseph) December 1, 2016

When she got a smart mouth but sensitive as hell😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
— ㅤLane (@GawdTrill) December 1, 2016

buying your girl flowers is such a sweet simple gesture and I swear it will make her day
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you lost.
— Ugly God (@UglyGod) December 1, 2016

Closer - Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/lKi2efpAMr
— Old Row (@OldRowOfficial) December 1, 2016

summer 2017 thinking bout u
— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) December 1, 2016

falling asleep next to someone is so much easier
— It's Lundy (@lunndyy) December 1, 2016

We all know a Jeff. pic.twitter.com/CjTWZJhoxL
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) December 1, 2016

Females are so simple bro. With them, yes means yes, & no means yes, & no means no, & no means maybe, but maybe means yes, & maybe means no.
— ㅤLane (@GawdTrill) December 1, 2016

i wanna be nice but everyone annoys me
— ㅤㅤ (@reliabIy) December 1, 2016

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Today marks exactly 3 years since Paul Walker passed. Rest in peace homie pic.twitter.com/8hgkQCkXB3
— Nigga Commentary🎅🏾 (@NiggaCommentary) December 1, 2016

Dying 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/mU7tr3hVad
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) December 1, 2016

Gucci Mane had the biggest glo up of 2016, hands down pic.twitter.com/eeEXx0xF7c
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

when im about to watch his snapchat story and im ready for anything pic.twitter.com/HGWPh15mBg
— Dory (@Dory) December 1, 2016

Ya'll still remember when Justin said this 😂💀 pic.twitter.com/5EG2nXU5l9
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) December 1, 2016

some ex's can be kawan and half lagi binatang
— Tak Kelakor (@takkelakor) December 1, 2016

This still one of the most iconic videos on Twitter pic.twitter.com/lmXLGEBg3c
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) December 1, 2016

Well hello December, you are the last one so be the best one ❤️ #ilofayou
— Neelofa (@Neelofa) December 1, 2016

He threw the snake at him 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5sxlHtcVjP
— Nigga Commentary🎅🏾 (@NiggaCommentary) December 1, 2016

Karl-Anthony Towns everyone. pic.twitter.com/7NuCeYZdiW
— Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) December 1, 2016

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Today's the only day you can RT this pic.twitter.com/16sJcJq2w2
— Dory (@Dory) December 1, 2016

imagine being 35, a mom of two, and still looking this good wow pic.twitter.com/BxHWtx7MRb
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

me on December 1st https://t.co/P1aRMzf3d9
— Dory (@Dory) December 1, 2016

He threw the snake at him 💀😂pic.twitter.com/mGbZMsdEl0
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) December 1, 2016

"Oh it's not due until December"

*realizes December is tomorrow* pic.twitter.com/QGSjUa1wRk
— what (@chanelpuke) December 1, 2016

I need this dog when someone tries to wake me up in the morning https://t.co/q0lWZwv7Nr
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) December 1, 2016

Because we gave you that L back in 1776. Merica. pic.twitter.com/YjPCQDUkcv
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) December 1, 2016

Get you a boyfriend who supports you, motivates you, and hypes you up
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

nobody got you like I got you
— It's Lundy (@lunndyy) December 1, 2016

She better drop out and go see him 😭 pic.twitter.com/TI87Z7YxgE
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) December 1, 2016

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getting dolled up https://t.co/8t50v7QcIa
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) December 1, 2016

realizing you've still got 2 weeks till break https://t.co/8Y0OoSmar4
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) December 1, 2016

My life in one picture pic.twitter.com/Pw0bUbIOWj
— ☾ (@srslylucid) December 1, 2016

Am i the only one that doesn't get annoyed of double texts like it shows that they give a fuck about you i love that shit
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

SO PRETTY OH MY GOD IM IN LOVE pic.twitter.com/1pTrw9JzQa
— Dream Closet 👑 (@TheDreamCIoset) December 1, 2016

Melo for the win....bang! https://t.co/bA2kesB4Lg
— Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) December 1, 2016

I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists.
— babygirlㅤ (@TingIing) December 1, 2016

It's final…Lakers come back for a 96-90 win in Chicago pic.twitter.com/UcNHNdx2KI
— Lakers Nation (@LakersNation) December 1, 2016

Have I mentioned that I love the sky? 🌙 pic.twitter.com/HIRH9R7Tjt
— i love space (@iIovespace) December 1, 2016

I just wanna be laid up like this 😍❤️😩. pic.twitter.com/EbRkLv9iqu
— kara (@loveyurz) December 1, 2016

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RIP Paul Walker 😭😭 3 years already #ForPaul pic.twitter.com/JbgRKwFdml
— Billionaires (@BiIlionaires) December 1, 2016

Man This Shit So Funny 😂 pic.twitter.com/1X0merdlVt
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) December 1, 2016

"This isn't an assignment that you can do the night before" pic.twitter.com/5WHXALl05N
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) December 1, 2016

when you calculated the angle and measured the circumference of the hole and .. pic.twitter.com/eHPaB3F2Od
— High School Problems (@ComedyOrTruth) December 1, 2016

So embarrassing when you talk so highly about someone who ends up disappointing you
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) December 1, 2016

I'm fed up with twitter. 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/rOApTWalHq
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) December 1, 2016

Yeah Twitter top 3 apps of all time pic.twitter.com/Ms9SxQpxcE
— Samuel Da Spurs Fan (@Whack_) November 30, 2016

when people reply with "lol" instead of "HFJDJSJSJJS" pic.twitter.com/NEuXmHQY1z
— Dory (@Dory) December 1, 2016

She's so brave💙 thank u for sharing her story https://t.co/tOTN7Ajznp
— maria (@cakefacedcutie) November 30, 2016

anyone else wanna waste my fucking time in 2016? you have 31 days left pic.twitter.com/sMnYfNkykZ
— Male Thoughts (@SteveStfler) December 1, 2016

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The next 3 weeks in a vine https://t.co/UFOdMT1mrs
— Dory (@Dory) December 1, 2016

u dumb if u think partying & random hook ups is better than cuddling & eatin chips n dip with someone u love until u fall asleep
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) December 1, 2016

The next 3 weeks in a vine https://t.co/vkZqTv7fpI
— Funny Vines (@FunnyVines) December 1, 2016

I can't stop laughing 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/BXGsh1gU2w
— Nigga Commentary🎅🏾 (@NiggaCommentary) December 1, 2016

Please for the sake of world peace name your first child 'Nin'. Please. https://t.co/pq0XUWY2hw
— ☁️™ (@HolevasT) December 1, 2016

Happy birthday to the homie Mr. krabs pic.twitter.com/IKlhsFwybC
— LiL Texiko ⛽️ (@LilTexiko) December 1, 2016

"Can we listen to something else besides the Moana soundtrack?" pic.twitter.com/SJz11YDSoM
— Dory (@Dory) December 1, 2016

This kid only drank milk wtf is going on 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/giHRDYerBE
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) December 1, 2016

When you realize as of today you have a couple weeks to make a D + into an A- pic.twitter.com/WwEgtkMGf7
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December 1, 2016

I can't believe tomorrow is Christmas 1st
— queen (@BitchExcellence) December 1, 2016

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