Tweet-TOPIX-en: 09/01/15

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

OMG ZAYN 😍😍 #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/bJ0xNIqpJ6
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

He's all on his own, all on his owwwwwn, Harry Kane, he's all on his own. #THFC #COYS
— Matt Bennett (@mattmembrane) September 1, 2015

The paparazzi caught 5SOS' stylist Kelsey Zahn bailing Calum out of jail late last night 😩😡💯👏🏼 #FreeMyHomieCalum pic.twitter.com/RlZ18tAaV2
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) September 1, 2015

Harry cracks me up! OMG #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/nGJl4w1Vre
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

150901 Tiffany 💗💗 pic.twitter.com/xRT1O7GpVo
— ❀いちゅよん÷MyMajesty515❀ (@MyMajesty515) September 1, 2015

How many RTS FOR THIS PICTURE AMAINEzing fan art for ALDUB MAIDEN @mainedcm @aldenrichards02 #ALDUBBaeYaya pic.twitter.com/iz6d7CD3n8
— LOLA TIDORA (@OfficialTidora) September 1, 2015

150901 Sleepy angel Sunny 💓💓💓 pic.twitter.com/HZsjWtjkl7
— ❀いちゅよん÷MyMajesty515❀ (@MyMajesty515) September 1, 2015

Arsene Wenger is that parent that buys you clothes that are too big and tells you "You will grow into them''
— Arsenal News (@__arsenalnews_) September 1, 2015

Sleeping to avoid my problems lol
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) September 1, 2015

How many RTS FOR THIS PICTURE AMAINEzing fan art for Yaya Dub @mainedcm #ALDUBBaeYaya pic.twitter.com/0GpTV6TGtA
— LOLA TIDORA (@OfficialTidora) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

SNSD sang Party - Lion Heart - ITNW (Tokyo Dome ver) at YooHeeYeol's Sketchbook today and Tiffany sang a little bit of Bitter sweet & crazy.
— 크냔 (@crucial_gg) September 1, 2015

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
— Psychology (@psychologicaI) September 1, 2015

SHE IS SO ADORABLE I JUST CAN'T TT^TT pic.twitter.com/RHMeNIabyG
— ∽ (@taejoursbelle) September 1, 2015

@pattiemallette thanks for give me one angel 😍👼💜😊 pic.twitter.com/5rQ3PaqHjI
— Gabi … (@GirlOfMcCann_) September 1, 2015

I want this as ringtone. pic.twitter.com/c4sXNPVIvH
— human error. (@blxcknicotine) September 1, 2015

I don't care how we met, I'm just happy we did.
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) September 1, 2015

After receive the present from Tae, Fany said "this is totally my style"!! #Taeny pic.twitter.com/e7aCfT8jzK
— 맨이 (@ManiiFanii) September 1, 2015

Poor Obama... pic.twitter.com/UGa2b7QmQI
— Funniest Tweets (@OMGLolTweetz) September 1, 2015

Iconic 😍 https://t.co/JMu5Jrs8HH
— ' (@cvmpIete) September 1, 2015

Calum's mugshot (via my insider who works at the jail) #FreeMyHomieCalum pic.twitter.com/H2AUdyg7q2
— 5SOS Updates (@5SOS_Updates) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

I was there for you, remember that.
— Love4Vibes™ (@VibesMood) September 1, 2015

LOVE DEADLINE DAY. pic.twitter.com/9DHoUVUNpa
— Sport Witness (@Sport_Witness) September 1, 2015

why isnt there a 30 day free trial for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out.
— BryanStars (@BryanStars) September 1, 2015

Taeyeon: Yuri is always ruining my colouring book by adding her own drawing (she drew poop under gingerbread man) pic.twitter.com/TuQ0WUQNXt
— 遠くからユリの崇拝者 (@asoshiation) September 1, 2015

Luke and Calum playing "This or That", the Canada vs Australia version! (#4) pic.twitter.com/wSgt7Cbf7b
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) September 1, 2015

If you're mine, you're only mine. I don't share.
— Feelings (@NotebookMsgs) September 1, 2015

Breaking news: 5sos' bassist calum hood has been jailed for the robbery of a pet store. 3 puppies have been stolen. #FreeMyHomieCalum
— Luke Hemmings (@Luke5SOSloljoke) September 1, 2015

Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.
— Psychology (@psychologicaI) September 1, 2015

Trust yourself to make the best decision for you.
— My Feelings ☯ (@DamnRealPosts) September 1, 2015

rt my last tweet for a surprise dm later tonight <3
— BryanStars (@BryanStars) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

EXO's beautiful hand completed 👏😍 pic.twitter.com/rR7S1Mbwug
— 열라나의꽃 (@eexobaekyeol) September 1, 2015

Apparently #SKHDAY is a thing, check it out here: pic.twitter.com/CypXNYQzUk
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) September 1, 2015

Yoona: I WANT TO MARRY A GUY!!! Yoona: //accepts the ring from Yuri// I DONT KNOW ANYMORE IM YOONA pic.twitter.com/HIRU9o1RWZ
— princess (@_kimtaeyeons) September 1, 2015

Sometimes you expect more from someone, because you would do that much for them.
— Life Sayings ✨ (@ItsLifeFact) September 1, 2015

Crazy Eyes gets it pic.twitter.com/PHqZzZzpQv
— ♎️ (@Princessofwifi) September 1, 2015

.@bernardokath wears @DriesVanNoten for our BIGGEST fashion issue EVER! We're talking 250+ pages! #KathrynForPreview pic.twitter.com/fTwmKdWvdP
— Preview Magazine (@previewmag) September 1, 2015

if you find someone who loves everything about you, but also makes you love everything about yourself, don't let them go
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@okaynoah) September 1, 2015

Your age doesn't define your maturity, your grades don't define your intellect, and rumors don't define who you are.
— Psychology (@psychologicaI) September 1, 2015

taeyeon's art skills (this is not fast forwarded lmfao) pic.twitter.com/CJgHpNFyXc
— 遠くからユリの崇拝者 (@asoshiation) September 1, 2015

Texas high school football is no joke 👀 pic.twitter.com/9xwlQELNI8
— A Football Life (@AFootbaIILife) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

I CAN'T LIFE ㅠㅠ https://t.co/n0S2xya2ZN
— ㅂㅂㄱ (@ochimamiki) September 1, 2015

tiffany ended up buying that pony keychain for her and taeyeon ❤ #couplestuff pic.twitter.com/Zs3b0GrrkD
— ⚫taetae⚫ (@fluffy_taeng) September 1, 2015

Hello neither of these photos are Calum #justsaying #its2015 pic.twitter.com/v7r4LKDMjs
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) September 1, 2015

📹 Louis arriving at the hotel earlier from clubbing! pic.twitter.com/rHCLH6Un6J
— 1D Updates! (@OfficialWith1D) September 1, 2015

"Don't get too close, it's dark inside it's where my demons hide." - Imagine Dragons
— Song Lyrics (@MusicsTexts) September 1, 2015

we love you Michael pic.twitter.com/iyGFi1jMq8
— 5SOS TUMBLR POSTS ✨ (@5SOSTumblrx) September 1, 2015

What do you mean "more personal"? pic.twitter.com/YRsjizGsDU
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) September 1, 2015

Number of tattoos: Harry: 58 Zayn: 45 Louis: 33 Liam: 10 Niall: Horan
— nat (@daggertattooH) September 1, 2015

UPDATE || The video of the Action1D "Dear World Leaders" will be played to world leaders at the UN Summit next September 27!
— 1D Updates! (@OfficialWith1D) September 1, 2015

my girlfriend did my make up. #GuysDoItToo pic.twitter.com/noZ4NND5qi
— ☠ (@averyMFwalker) August 31, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

Lord please bless this day ahead of us.
— I FOLLOW BACK ✊ (@JonB_954) September 1, 2015

if you think I hate you, i probably do
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) September 1, 2015

Sometimes I wish you were in my place just to know how I feel.
— Life Sayings ✨ (@ItsLifeFact) September 1, 2015

Is there a story behind the name of the album? pic.twitter.com/WCnSjPmOOV
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) September 1, 2015

Luke can you arrest me too? #FreeMyHomieCalum pic.twitter.com/AAMlaNNK6D
— 5SOS Updates (@5SOS_Updates) September 1, 2015

When Calum needs bail but you have no money #FreeMyHomieCalum pic.twitter.com/r5s8lVzM3y
— 5SOS Updates (@5SOS_Updates) September 1, 2015

How many Rts! Rt sa mga SOLID ALDUB FANS! WOOHH #ALDUBBaeYaya pic.twitter.com/PclVNJj3Jc
— Maine Mendoza (@mainedcmn) September 1, 2015

Will "Sounds Good Feels Good" have similar lyrical content to your first album? pic.twitter.com/Q4RrVjfamG
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) September 1, 2015

Calum, what's new for you on this album? pic.twitter.com/I2bZtGdXFF
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) September 1, 2015

been about you and I'm still about you
— ☹ (@extinctflow) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

"Lets talk about 2015 then" Directioners : #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/z7aP595GEq
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

why am i so annoyed, mad and tired all the time
— human error. (@blxcknicotine) September 1, 2015

Well there's no question as to who he belongs to, @MrsAnneTwist @Harry_Styles!! pic.twitter.com/kJKT1u585e
— 1DCentral (@1DCentral_) September 1, 2015

When you finally meet your biological father http://t.co/n7xz63zVSc
— Football Tweets (@FutballTweets) September 1, 2015

What's important to include in music videos these days? pic.twitter.com/pG8pq9Er4Y
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) September 1, 2015

I need a break from my own thoughts🌚
— Jake (@notjustinbiebs) September 1, 2015

I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists.
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) September 1, 2015

Swear. pic.twitter.com/RCkFSDn6HK
— ιnvιѕιвle. (@TiaunnaJne) September 1, 2015

No one is ever too busy, it's about priorities.
— Peter (@EventuaI) September 1, 2015

I feel bad for the people that are brainwashed by the media to think weed is bad & never get to try it. They don't know what they're missing
— Intelligent Stoners™ (@GeniusPothead) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

FIVE HUNDRED RTS :) #ALDUBBaeYaya pic.twitter.com/mAUJesV3mo
— Maine Mendoza (@mainedcmn) September 1, 2015

I'm too young to be this fucking stressed
— Feelings (@NotebookMsgs) September 1, 2015

michael through the years pic.twitter.com/wVlPWsTXua
— 5SOS TUMBLR POSTS ✨ (@5SOSTumblrx) September 1, 2015

You don't plan the best nights of your life, they just happen.
— My Feelings ☯ (@DamnRealPosts) September 1, 2015

Single life is 🚮
— Pops (@JWepp) September 1, 2015

"Michael Kissed Rena" "Luke got a tattoo" "Brashton broke up" "Calum gets arrested" -Martina #FreeMyHomieCalum pic.twitter.com/JIdNGZre7z
— ❌ 5SOSUnitedCrew ❌ (@5SOSUnitedCrew) September 1, 2015

I wont teach my future kids to ew someone just bc they are not well educated or something. I will teach them learn how to respect
— human error. (@blxcknicotine) September 1, 2015

mentally and emotionally drained
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@specuIar) September 1, 2015

CAM WERE GETTING CLOSE TO 9 MILLION VIEWS!!1!!1¡¡ #SheBadTo9Million @camerondallas pic.twitter.com/cTkFTwPKpE
— Laylah morin (@laylah2228) September 1, 2015

The Weeknd x A$AP Rocky pic.twitter.com/zLCsUEXXLf
— The Weeknd Direct (@TheWeekndDirect) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

The 5 ways I sit in class XD #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/zF02NrPlHj
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

Once I get attached It's over with 😩🙈
— RetiredThott‼️ (@EBK_Since95) September 1, 2015

When you're trying to do a short serve and the ball doesn't clear the net.. #volleyballproblems
— Volleyball Problems (@vballproblems) September 1, 2015

Man United fans are ecstatic that DDG is staying… but the reality is they're losing out on €40m, plus a GK and will sell DDG for free.
— Liam (@OffsideLiam) August 31, 2015

I was there for you, remember that.
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) August 31, 2015

Holding on to your past will destroy a good relationship
— Delfonte Diamond (@DelfonteDiamond) September 1, 2015

These type of friendships > pic.twitter.com/j03COdA4NO
— Relatable (@Iifepost) September 1, 2015

My ex: go to hell Me: http://t.co/lb3MXvtgeR
— Tristan (@Chennylou) September 1, 2015

"@Ashton5sos: And now...back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me the other day in the press, weekndhs what's good?"
— laur (@piercedlip) September 1, 2015

You need people to front on you so you can step your game up.
— 40 (@40oz_VAN) August 31, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

Quick Cash System http://t.co/qZUXXiplic
— hosne Banu (@forettra278) September 1, 2015

Hi @ManUtd. We will guarantee to fill all the paperwork in on time if you still want De Gea off your hands. Just let us know :)
— Colwyn Bay FC (@ColwynBayFC) September 1, 2015

Did you know... pic.twitter.com/1wvmMO5l3m
— Ultra Football Facts (@UltraFootyFacts) August 31, 2015

WHEN U OUTSIDE AND THE MOSQUITOS ARE SWARMING U https://t.co/rUOmREZcrk
— Raylo (@Powerful) August 31, 2015

Harrys Order!!!! pic.twitter.com/ZifSiVLM6M
— Campus Corner (@camp_co) September 1, 2015

Why does Ashton get the least amount of respect my goodness YOU WOULDNT BE TWERKING TO SOCIAL CASUALTY IF IT WASNT FOR HIM
— amber (@faithtrustpan) September 1, 2015

LET THIS SINK IN pic.twitter.com/pR4EoNMFU1
— alice (@tbhalice) September 1, 2015

good dick will have you outside the rec center waiting for the nigga to finish playing ball like pic.twitter.com/q78ZYwY4VA
— remy ma (@qweenpush) September 1, 2015

Why is this so true 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/lSNevEGnrd
— Jack Mull (@J4CKMULL) August 31, 2015

11:11 for people to be nicer to Ashton
— ❌ UPDATES (@5SOS_Daily) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

Funny how this world works.
— Ronnie Banks (@iamronniebanks) August 31, 2015

This should have been posted on the steps to go on stage at the VMAs last night. #SMH pic.twitter.com/cB2wiLtkEA
— THEMIKEINATOR (@themikeinator) September 1, 2015

If you're not going to try, why should I?
— Tachi (@TachSauce) September 1, 2015

My mind's full of unsaid things
— My Feelings ☯ (@DamnRealPosts) August 31, 2015

I love making people happy, its the best feeling.
— Sebastian Olzanski (@SEBTSB) September 1, 2015

Still the cutest thing ever!! #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown https://t.co/F5QrAFqoWW
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

i'd buy you oreos
— Bryant Eslava (@BryantEslava) August 31, 2015

How to stop Calvin Johnson in Madden 16 pic.twitter.com/d3tJM9na77
— Kent Murphy (@ReaIKentMurphy) September 1, 2015

Real Madrid just confirming that all the contracts arrived in time.
— Lucas Navarrete (@LucasNavarreteM) August 31, 2015

RT for a DM to.. Cameron Nash Jack G Matt Jack J Aaron Taylor Carter Hayes Jacob Shawn (turn my notifications on first)
— caleb (@drivebycash) August 31, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

that's so raven theme song pic.twitter.com/rkmzszHx5T
— Kanye Dancing To (@KanyeDancing_) September 1, 2015

Pedroia with the double steal 🔥😳 https://t.co/U3xsvi07LD
— Ballplayer™ (@BaIIplayer) September 1, 2015

spotted: lonely boy on the upper east side pic.twitter.com/PgI6x4O9WF
— Lady Boners (@Iadybonerss) August 31, 2015

Harry and our Grill guy haha pic.twitter.com/k7DqsPmqPE
— Campus Corner (@camp_co) September 1, 2015

moment of silence for Chuck Bass pic.twitter.com/RSOCkD5qTi
— Lady Boners (@Iadybonerss) September 1, 2015

No regrets. Just lessons learned 💯
— I FOLLOW BACK ✊ (@JonB_954) August 31, 2015

one day you'll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you'll make some coffee and pancakes and it'll all be alright
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ (@accvrately) September 1, 2015

"NIALL IS TURNING 22 IN 12 DAYS" pic.twitter.com/0iTdzqXQbY
— Niall Updates (@Niall_Updatess) August 31, 2015

"Forever" "He just a friend" "I was sleeping" "Im never leaving" "I wont hurt you" pic.twitter.com/klSj31JdKa
— King TJ ⌚♔ (@InnocentLaTre) August 31, 2015

Other Kids: were never going to use this math! Me: Goes home and calculates slope of Harry's jawlines. #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/KfsaN9iMnK
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

Kanye dancing to fruit salad by the wiggles pic.twitter.com/x866IYd1E5
— Kanye Dancing To (@KanyeDancing_) September 1, 2015

Just wanna lay my head on somebody's chest and have them play w my hair till I fall asleep bc thats the sweetest most comforting thing ever
— Simply Perfect (@SimplyPerfectt_) September 1, 2015

I love Harry's long hair. #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown
— OTRA Tour Updates (@1DupdateOTRA) August 31, 2015

Ashton and Bryana are so tumblr pic.twitter.com/3IzbINan2f
— 5SOS TUMBLR POSTS ✨ (@5SOSTumblrx) August 31, 2015

0 to I'm so fucking sad real quick.
— ㅤ (@outsinned) September 1, 2015

MY FAVORITE SCENE! Just look at the smile in Jose's face. And his *pabebe batok* to @mainedcm. #ALDUBBaeYaya pic.twitter.com/gFM9xqgqmD
— Arzl Lucas Garcia (@arzlgarcia) September 1, 2015

deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favorite things ever
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ (@accvrately) September 1, 2015

Praying 4 a snow day tomorrow 🙌🏼❄️
— High School Problems (@HighSchoolSuckz) September 1, 2015

Spurs refused the offer of OM's president : Lamela against Romao + 4 millions £ + 2 sandwich Sodebo. We are not pigeons mister Labrune.
— Scipion (@Scipionista) August 31, 2015

UPDATE || Liam's new tattoo! pic.twitter.com/XZlJ18qBKr
— 1D Updates! (@OfficialWith1D) August 31, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

If you down for me.. be down for me when I'm around but especially when I'm not around😴
— thediamondprincess. (@_Jahdiah) September 1, 2015

you know how when you hold your phone up in your bed and it slips and hits you in the face...? yeah that just happened. with my laptop...
— Lucas Korns (@LukeKorns) September 1, 2015

Even when things don't make sense, continue to trust God. In His perfect timing, all things will work together for our good.
— Jake S. (@Jake_STweets) September 1, 2015

Staying busy is my only daily goal.
— 40 (@40oz_VAN) September 1, 2015

Manchester United sent the documents via pigeon, a Real Madrid intern didn't know how to extract a live animal with winrar, and here we are.
— Rafael Hernández (@RafaelH117) August 31, 2015

Me because ahs comes back on in a month https://t.co/Uv0IvShr4n
— Elsa Mars (@itselsamars) August 31, 2015

This the nigga y'all want to be president?😴 pic.twitter.com/dxs3YIbEaX
— #TXST⚡️ (@Pretty_Epic23) September 1, 2015

When you're arguing with your girl and you're tryna explain why she's wrong pic.twitter.com/D5jpE3s2UL
— ネイサン (@iamnatejames) September 1, 2015

It's almost September and it's almost 2016. Life needs to slow down because it's scaring me.
— Flirtationship ✌️ (@Teased) September 1, 2015

Marca bizarrely claims the De Gea documents sent by Manchester United were protected by password.
— Rafael Hernández (@RafaelH117) August 31, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

i hate how you're just born out of nowhere and u're forced to go to school & get education so u can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
— High School Problems (@ComedyOrTruth) August 31, 2015

cant wait to be married and to come home after a long day and curl up next to my favorite person in the whole world and fall asleep
— When Boys (@CraveMyThoughts) September 1, 2015

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
— Psychology (@psychologicaI) September 1, 2015

OMG LOOK AT THE SUNSET pic.twitter.com/UhDI8Fcfqy
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@MotivatedThot) September 1, 2015

Marca, "...the documents sent by #mufc couldn't be opened as they were password protected" Brilliant. Just brilliant.
— ZippyPenguin (@Zippy_Penguin) August 31, 2015

I need a girl bestfriend that I can talk to about my feelings
— Josh Allen (@Josh_allen9) September 1, 2015

"we used to talk" pic.twitter.com/8MehC6yXEm
— ❗️STEPH CØLE❗️ (@_BlvckEquity) September 1, 2015

Me and my mom talk shit about you
— ⠀ (@YaHomieEsther) September 1, 2015

It's been "one of those days" for several months now..
— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) August 31, 2015

my only relationship goal is to marry my best friend pic.twitter.com/rAEVQDEYXo
— Sexual Gifs (@BestSexGif) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

PLEASE RT pic.twitter.com/8EeMm1DC1o
— ж (@teenfuckmeat) September 1, 2015

Sleepovers in Chicago be like… pic.twitter.com/xpOQznoNb5
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@MotivatedThot) September 1, 2015

Internalized misogyny part 5: SOME of the many dangers #rapeculture pic.twitter.com/HuoVEGdTcq
— Aniah (@illuminiah) September 1, 2015

I don't always have time to study... but when I do, I don't
— Relatable (@Iifepost) September 1, 2015

Unless you praying for me🙏, keep my name out your mouth 👄
— ᒪᗩYᒪᗩ (@dopehighness) September 1, 2015

Girls Soccer vs. Guys Soccer 😂💀 pic.twitter.com/ssIDAJ4kyP
— Futbal Tweets (DB) (@FutbaITweets) September 1, 2015

That's good enough for me #Kanye2020 pic.twitter.com/wdV5xyi3rh
— ur bae af (@Avstvn) September 1, 2015

Stay true to me, I'll do it all for you.
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@kvttycat) September 1, 2015

Wtf... Did I... just watch? pic.twitter.com/qCX0v0BN83
— ネイサン (@iamnatejames) September 1, 2015

When people said the votes were rigged https://t.co/oZBcG7PAfz
— alex ramos (@sorryimalex) August 31, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

ALDEN FOR DODONG!!RETWEET THIS! #ALDUBBaeYaya
— ALDUB PHILIPPINES ™ (@ALDUBPILIPINAS) September 1, 2015

ALDEN RICHARDS BILANG DODONG! RETWEET NA THIS! #ALDUBBaeYaya
— ALDUB PHILIPPINES ™ (@ALDUBPILIPINAS) September 1, 2015

My girlfriend says if this tweet gets 100k RTs, she'll let me dress up as a ninja turtle on our wedding day.
— Nic Vargus❄️ (@nicvargus) August 26, 2015

😊I'm 😊trying😊to😊be😊a😊better 😊person 😊but😊some😊people😊are 😊testing 😊me
— Kevin (@illuminknoty) August 31, 2015

Jason Williams gave hope for all white men everywhere 😂👌 pic.twitter.com/cPGch6o081
— •N B A L I F E• (@NbaLife_101) September 1, 2015

Let karma do its thing.
— Love4Vibes™ (@VibesMood) September 1, 2015

It ain't my job to keep no one motivated, that's some shit you gotta want on your own.
— 40 (@40oz_VAN) September 1, 2015

David De Gea at Madrid tonight: pic.twitter.com/fJZ6CqcPkU
— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) August 31, 2015

" My girlfriend isn't allowed to go to parties " pic.twitter.com/dj59QUINx6
— ChampagneStepPapi (@ZackFromCsun) August 31, 2015

| What Do You Need to Be Happy? The Real Answer Might Surprise You ! http://t.co/zoVk6Mboel #happiness #lifecoaching #coaching #life
— Awadhesh Shukla (@Awadheshkshukla) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

My new @VansWarpedTour VLOG is LIVE!! Featuring New Years Day, DeeFizzy, Johnnie, Jordan and more! Hope you like it https://t.co/Ht52AtoKk3
— BryanStars (@BryanStars) September 1, 2015

When you're burning in hell and your jam comes on.. http://t.co/L01bCX0xCK
— SAVAGE VIDS (@BestSavageVids) September 1, 2015

That's .............. That's Jaden Smith. pic.twitter.com/0EJsHFV6aN
— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) September 1, 2015

no one else has TGLC's timing 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/EuUWSDE7ga
— CheerBook (@theCheerBook) September 1, 2015

Ashton acting out such sass https://t.co/6E6WuazT2Y
— 5SOS Updates (@_5SOSFAMUPDATES) August 31, 2015

oh lord date me pic.twitter.com/mncEaCarMS
— Lady Boners (@Iadybonerss) September 1, 2015

Relationship goals 🚀 pic.twitter.com/SY3CJvVrJ9
— CLOUD N9NE SYRUP™ (@CloudN9neSyrup) September 1, 2015

Kanye West dancing to Drag Me Down 😂😍 pic.twitter.com/AOthEuRPvY
— HARRY STYLES (@thestylesfandom) August 31, 2015

lowkey love seeing your name pop up on my phone
— Jeraayy (@Jeraayy) September 1, 2015

EYE.AM.CRYING #LHHATL #LHHReunion pic.twitter.com/5JvvEPsYx0
— Miley, WHATS GOOD?!? (@ShawnMinaj) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

IN JUST LESS THAN TWO MONTHS! THIS IS HOW WE ROCK! HUMBLE BEGINNINGS! "UNITY IN DIVERSITY" #ALDUBBaeYaya pic.twitter.com/72BScXXCtg
— Frankie A. Arenolli® (@FrankieArinolli) September 1, 2015

The Weeknd x Asap Rocky pic.twitter.com/9J8tRnkGAO
— The Weeknd News (@TheWeekndNewsXO) September 1, 2015

doubt me, so i can make you look stupid later.
— ㅤ (@ogdelics) August 31, 2015

and here we have a Camila Cabello making up for the time she missed out on Natalie's set LOLL, she's so dumb pic.twitter.com/Wrld6KuGNn
— Aaisha (@CabeYofeels) August 31, 2015

NOTHING LEFT! #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/9CTNnP5CHd
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

Don't waste my time, i can't get that back.
— king. (@goowku) September 1, 2015

Week 10, RT & Fav If You're Team JOHN! #BB17 pic.twitter.com/iluWS7etwt
— BigBrotherJunkie (@89razorskate20) September 1, 2015

Dear You.. #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/lLMPnITdI7
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) August 31, 2015

Ed Woodward telling de Gea to come back to Manchester like pic.twitter.com/lI7ZCwx5ly
— Elliott (@ElliottUnited) August 31, 2015

I hate getting flashbacks from things I don't want to remember.
— My Feelings ☯ (@DamnRealPosts) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

IMMA CHARGE YA ASS DOUBLE IT YOU DONT STFU LMAOO pic.twitter.com/Dn5PJ2nVXj
— andreas (@andreas_racz) September 1, 2015

my only relationship goal is to be with someone who motivates me to become a better person and show me the potential i don't see in myself
— ☁️ (@xxyywlf) September 1, 2015

Now tell me if my idols are bad influence #action1D #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/xWJVYgawmX
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

Had a man kiss my back during sex once. I was waiting outside his job and he didn't even tell me where he worked. pic.twitter.com/TW0aqOZU8l
— Her. (@CuntryCorner) September 1, 2015

almost cussing in front of your parents https://t.co/9oQuaXSZ8t
— : D (@ChristianLeave) August 31, 2015

Leaked footage of Woodward and LVG, moments after sending the De Gea documents through 1 minute too late #mufc https://t.co/119lbPpElM
— TheFootballRepublic (@TheFootballRep) August 31, 2015

Serving you hair, face and awesome style. 😭 #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/uOqTYGzY3A
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) August 31, 2015

I'll be there for you when you feel like the rest of the world has turned it's back on you.
— Gas Mask (@GMaskWormstein) August 31, 2015

sweet escape pic.twitter.com/YEmfBbza2H
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@wnderIust) September 1, 2015

HOW MANY RTS FOR YAYA DUB @mainedcm #ALDUBBaeYaya pic.twitter.com/g8zYHv0boP
— LOLA TIDORA (@OfficialTidora) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

why is he so under appreciated, look at him pic.twitter.com/u1lbC1ZXkc
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@kvttycat) September 1, 2015

obviously white privilege as fuck that miley got nominated best dress when pic.twitter.com/w9gckxZlbU
— sad dad (@onlinebore) September 1, 2015

When she asks you "how many ho's you got?" pic.twitter.com/08z3Snsjny
— Jeff (@SaiIBoat) September 1, 2015

i love the feeling of getting my nails done, doing my hair, buying clothes, getting new makeup i feel like a princess
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@kvttycat) September 1, 2015

I don't have time for temporary people
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@kvttycat) September 1, 2015

Crazy girlfriends be like pic.twitter.com/WdCQ7KmWI2
— Lex (@LexOfficialTG) September 1, 2015

Do you ever just cry because pic.twitter.com/vsxiawbv75
— 5SOS Updates (@Fivesosonline) September 1, 2015

RT: If you Praise and Honor Him.
— Love Like Jesus (@LovLikeJesus) September 1, 2015

LOONNGG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAAVVVEE
— BryanStars (@BryanStars) August 31, 2015

Internalized misogyny part 2: what does it teach women? pic.twitter.com/Zh9jZfMngf
— Aniah (@illuminiah) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

Student section goals 😳🙌 https://t.co/UVv06jxyDX
— Athletes Desire (@AthIetesDesire) September 1, 2015

SO TRUE 😭 pic.twitter.com/oFLwmlOQry
— Movie Quotes ♡ (@itsmovies) September 1, 2015

isn't it scary knowing that any time could be the last time you talk to someone? always keep that in mind.
— Ronnie Banks (@iamronniebanks) September 1, 2015

Everybody knows that these two does not taste the same pic.twitter.com/mj7BRaX3JM
— Jeff (@SaiIBoat) September 1, 2015

ITUNES IS 20 MINUTES LATE....NOW IM MAD #IKNOWHATYOUDIDONITUNES @JacobWhitesides pic.twitter.com/T3nC9E0MHz
— emma (@jxcobsflannel) September 1, 2015

When you tell someone you're sad and they call you.. That's the type of people you should keep.
— ' (@cvmpIete) September 1, 2015

Congrats @justinbieber for having the #1 Trending song in #NYC with #WhatDoYouMean ~@DeejayTORO
— CommercialFreeWknds (@923amp) September 1, 2015

College makes you realize how pointless an 8 hour school day really was
— Persian Yeezy (@TheRawestMike) September 1, 2015

Go get it as soon as its out #IKNOWWHATYOUDIDONITUNES
— Sebastian Olzanski (@SEBTSB) September 1, 2015

Wizards of Waverly Place pic.twitter.com/nwRl6mpMTu
— Disney Quotes ❤️ (@DlSNEYQUOTE) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

scary to think about pic.twitter.com/Y8MSVYcxdF
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ (@accvrately) September 1, 2015

hot showers with loud music are the only reason i slightly enjoy life
— BryanStars (@BryanStars) September 1, 2015

I can tell y'all are going to start drama so: Calum was out with 5SOS' stylist. She is his FRIEND. She is married. She is not a groupie.
— 5SOS UPDATES! (@Tha5SOSFamily) September 1, 2015

Watching #action1D Me : #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/hcKNuOAZrl
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

I want to live in a world where have more people like my idols bc they're such an amazing humans. love them #action1D pic.twitter.com/avAnxcynrZ
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

When someone doesn't respond to my text pic.twitter.com/bGCSvxXHP0
— Sean O'Donnell (@TheSeanODonnell) September 1, 2015

Girls Soccer vs. Guys Soccer 😂💀 https://t.co/57qOWxpGmD
— Soccer Tweets™ (@SoccerTweetsHQ) September 1, 2015

My Chemical Romance // 📷: @mattvogelphoto pic.twitter.com/xWvqVBcAAc
— BryanStars (@BryanStars) September 1, 2015

Hannah Montana reunion episode would be lit af pic.twitter.com/2hjzAqYkv7
— eloseeoh (@bluntdecisionss) September 1, 2015

Internalized misogyny part 4: the limitations on men & women pic.twitter.com/hI2k3G9fyQ
— Aniah (@illuminiah) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

HONESTLY CANT WAIT TILL FALL😍 pic.twitter.com/A4MZkky360
— forever tan☀️ (@TanBiitches) September 1, 2015

Putting someone on blast via social media wack. You look crazier than the person you're putting on blast.
— 40 (@40oz_VAN) September 1, 2015

RT if u want a birthday present like this pic.twitter.com/au2sZAXg51
— sucks to suck (@SucksToSucks) September 1, 2015

we should take a walk someday
— Jack Dail (@JackDail) September 1, 2015

story of my life pic.twitter.com/cYUw6D6kgE
— yung poet (@mindofbrendon) September 1, 2015

Just how fast the Night Changes <3 1RT = 1VOTE #MTVHitsLA #1DDragMeDown pic.twitter.com/edwF0UcPQa
— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) September 1, 2015

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 https://t.co/obxSPI4t0N
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@nishalibra) September 1, 2015

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself
— High School Problems (@ComedyOrTruth) September 1, 2015

I peep everything 👀
— Ivan (@IvanAlamoo) September 1, 2015

Internalized misogyny part 6: how to end it ⁉️ pic.twitter.com/AhJxqOm8r8
— Aniah (@illuminiah) September 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_05)

When your door sounds like fetty wap.. http://t.co/bfagrDni4i
— Roast A Celebrity (@RoastACeIeb) September 1, 2015

Deleting this in a sec so be quick if u wanna hear this lil cover pic.twitter.com/SJzKHllu76
— Sebastian Olzanski (@SEBTSB) September 1, 2015

lets the weeknd & chill
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@vibepics) September 1, 2015

whenever someone has anything negative to say about me pic.twitter.com/ks0TUKab5s
— Jamie Corbett (@justjamiie) September 1, 2015

Texas high school football is no joke. 👀 pic.twitter.com/pZWPjgOdp6
— Football Is Life (@FBIsLife) September 1, 2015

I will forever love this scene! #OITNB pic.twitter.com/JUVUWsyVpd
— OITNB (@TheOITNBLife) September 1, 2015

literally husband goals please 😍🔥 pic.twitter.com/JYyDxEIz2H
— Lady Boners (@Iadybonerss) September 1, 2015

I've got 99 problems and they all start with the fact that my vertical is shit
— Volleyball Problems (@vballproblems) September 1, 2015

Internalized misogyny part 3: identifying it in guys #meninist #meninism pic.twitter.com/fTkjRjOHSr
— Aniah (@illuminiah) September 1, 2015

Me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown* Me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame
— ⠀ (@YaHomieEsther) September 1, 2015

Subscribe to: Posts ( Atom )