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A loyal woman is one of the greatest things a man can have in his life. But it takes a MAN to realize it.

— Sexual Gifs (@SexualGif) August 4, 2016

*watches own story 500 times*
me: hahahaha. yes. good stuff.

— what (@chanelpuke) August 4, 2016

U a hater hoe & im a greater hoe

— anal girl (@benadryI) August 4, 2016

An accurate representation of my life in 6 seconds https://t.co/UNLWnxxS0r

— Funny Vines (@FunnyVines) August 4, 2016

One of my favorite scenes 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/FLSXGEjd93

— HIMYM Quotes (@itsHIMYMquotes) August 4, 2016

true pic.twitter.com/dYfhGnEAzC

— Pokémon GO (@CatchEmAlI) August 4, 2016

The brain naturally craves 4 things: Food, sex, water and sleep.

— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) August 4, 2016

When you thought you had $5, check your account and find out u actually have $20.27 pic.twitter.com/81pskIvjag

— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) August 4, 2016

SNSD #Sailing0805 single is out:
• https://t.co/DTQSv7qh1s
• https://t.co/uabGSCsDym
• https://t.co/RwxOwWH6TZ pic.twitter.com/Ay4sYx5Cvd

— SMTownEngSub (@SMTownEngSub) August 4, 2016

cant explain what ive been feelin lately

— tiller (@BrysonTlIIer) August 4, 2016

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The first College football Saturday of the year is exactly one month from today. Can I get an Amen. Merica.

— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) August 4, 2016

Pretty much pic.twitter.com/EpFi1Zpo5n

— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) August 4, 2016

BREAKING: The Harvard Republican Club announced it would not support Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump https://t.co/OhKvOymu7m

— The Harvard Crimson (@thecrimson) August 4, 2016

Deleting pictures for me is probably the hardest thing to do bc I'm a memory hoarder

— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) August 4, 2016

Places I'd rather be : pic.twitter.com/abHh62q4XA

— Travel Thrills✈️ (@TheWorldStories) August 4, 2016

me: does nothing for five days
me: today is a "me" day i deserve it i need to relax

— no (@tbhjuststop) August 4, 2016

all skin tones are beautiful pic.twitter.com/Nwp7CvpbpO

— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) August 4, 2016

Vote now! pic.twitter.com/PnZH2zwwfr

— James Reid (@JayeHanash) August 4, 2016

If she suck your fingers keep her pic.twitter.com/OAA69hPvV3

— cindy (@whoadiefoster) August 4, 2016

This's why I stayed. ❤️ #9YearsWithSNSD pic.twitter.com/lkockRvhny

— ▲ชิยุนน▼ (@Jajesters) August 4, 2016