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*Everytime We Touch by Cascada comes on in public*

friend 1: u better not
friend 2: someone get her

me: pic.twitter.com/6tnm7Qz8no

— Dory (@Dory) August 28, 2016

This was beautiful 😭https://t.co/28Dv4ruebo

— Dory (@Dory) August 28, 2016

Chocolate on chocolate on chocolate pic.twitter.com/KuB1CHaqif

— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) August 28, 2016

that HAT makes you look like a GIRL

am I a PRETTY girl?!

....oh, well...um.....you're.............you're BEAUTIFUL pic.twitter.com/djwS8xISTp

— Fred MyLeg (@foxygrandpa62) August 28, 2016

Guys deserve to be spoiled & told how handsome they are on a daily. How do u expect to be treated like a Queen if u treat him like a Servant

— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) August 28, 2016

More than just a game. This is amazing ⚾️😭🙏 pic.twitter.com/UshbFprho4

— Baseball Lifestyle™ (@BsbLifestyle__) August 28, 2016

NOTE TO SELF:

You gotta do this for you.
This is for you.
This isn't about anybody.
Live for you.
Honor you.
Never lose of sight of that.

— Good Vibes (@wearePhat) August 28, 2016

I bet that everyone who isn't texting me back right now is just really busy in a meeting discussing their least favorite parts of me

— Drew Monson (Meme) (@mytoecold) August 28, 2016

fuck u for fucking with my feelings

— ㅤ (@champagnefeeIs) August 28, 2016

BITCH 101. pic.twitter.com/tloMdCyXIY

— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) August 28, 2016

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i love wisdom teeth videos 💀 pic.twitter.com/sMkUnFwYEu

— Dory (@Dory) August 28, 2016

omg she's savage pic.twitter.com/a2A31CG1qX

— Dory (@Dory) August 28, 2016

When someone tries to get smart with you and they don't know how crazy you are pic.twitter.com/9pCgx6MHIL

— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) August 28, 2016

cutest. dog. ever. pic.twitter.com/8jGeaeiODY

— Baby Animals 🐶 (@BabyAnimalPics) August 28, 2016

Dear God, thanks for everything.

— ㅤ (@selfescaped) August 28, 2016

stay positive
stay strong
stay beautiful
stay you
because why the fuck not

— Jeydon Wale (@jeyyounit11) August 28, 2016

RT if you think Beyoncé's #Formation deserves to win Video of the Year at the 2016 #VMAs! #BeyMAs @MTV @vmas pic.twitter.com/e9eidehTb6

— BEYONCÉ LEGION (@Bey_Legion) August 28, 2016

"I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW STUPID MY GRANDMA IS" 💀😭 pic.twitter.com/Czcv5nMrg3

— NO CHILL (@NoChillPosts) August 28, 2016

when you hear "chasing cars" being played😭 pic.twitter.com/Dy3q0lgl21

— what (@chanelpuke) August 27, 2016

when u overreacted and the damage has already been done so u just lay there wondering why any1 puts up with u at all pic.twitter.com/sDUtBa7eXx

— what (@chanelpuke) August 27, 2016