You in the club and ur girl text you "lol that was my homegirl who just took your number but enjoy your life" pic.twitter.com/8NEg8woqWS
— Real Tweets™ (@iKeepItTooReal) May 19, 2016
It's not you, I'm just the worst texter.
— 40 (@40oz_VAN) May 19, 2016
May 2008, NYT/CBS poll: 60% of Clinton backers say they'd vote Obama
— Taniel (@Taniel) May 19, 2016
May 2016, NYT/CBS poll: 72% of Sanders backers say they'd vote Clinton
When someone tells me I'm an asshole.
— ᴳᴿᴱᵞᴱᵞᴱᶻ ᴳᴵᴿᴸ ☔️ (@RudeAssLex_) May 19, 2016
Me: Ok... You late asf 🤔 pic.twitter.com/iPJ48fuBGO
🗣PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT🗣 pic.twitter.com/LRivRqHXlx
— thediamondprincess❣ (@_jahdiah) May 19, 2016
This stinky 10 year old took my man drake's words pic.twitter.com/Ez2sjdYGjG
— . (@en_jajaja) May 19, 2016
WHEN ITS THE LAST DAY & YOU AINT COME TO PLAY 😂😂😴😴😴 pic.twitter.com/sxYRQJljza
— Rae'band$ (@_RichHomieRae) May 19, 2016
I really can't wait for the day that someone looks at me like I'm their everything and wants to keep hold of me forever.
— ㅤ (@indelics) May 19, 2016
it's #NationalSendANudeDay ????
— maddie. (@maddiewelborn) May 19, 2016
well in that case.. 😉 pic.twitter.com/uRMUGwQJkO
Me: Those are the people who want to be president
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 19, 2016
4-year-old: What's that?
Me: The person in charge of everything
4: They want to be Mom?
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