2016_05_26_11_15

Dan is celebrating his birthday at #TATINOF @SmithCenterLV! Watch the full video at: https://t.co/z4nCDF0S4j pic.twitter.com/QJOPP23aN6

— The Smith Center (@SmithCenterLV) May 26, 2016

LMFAOO pic.twitter.com/RQyTU3BhHr

— TRAVIS SCOTT (@trrvisXX) May 26, 2016

Watching the Red Sox beat everybody's brains in like pic.twitter.com/rNKTXOSK6H

— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) May 26, 2016

In the mood to fuck for bout 3 hours straight

— Melo Tha God (@GODFiKushKlouds) May 26, 2016

If my name in your mouth and we don't talk at all... that's fan behavior

— MAXIMUS (@onemaxv) May 26, 2016

-Did you read him his Miranda rights?
Yes, Sarge.
-His LIN-MANUEL Miranda rights?
(sigh) (puts on costume) "How does a suspect, defendant--"

— John Moe (@johnmoe) May 26, 2016

RT if you agree 😊😍 pic.twitter.com/bYjhm3Tocd

— Faith in Humanity (@TheWorldImages) May 26, 2016

Order total: $280.73

Shipping: $2.99 pic.twitter.com/04SRlSNltR

— scumcity ceo (@ABE_CASH) May 26, 2016

Hope this xan puts me out of my missouri pic.twitter.com/KuVuAzP8Za

— chris (@Floridian) May 25, 2016

When you tell a spoiled girl no 😭😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ZR3JdGzuKq

— The Friendly Asshole (@FriendlyAssh0le) May 26, 2016