2016_08_25_09_45

date a girl when you're ready to hand her your phone without freaking out

— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) August 25, 2016

Very selective on who I fuck w/

— PARTYNEXTDOOR (@PartyOMOl) August 25, 2016

LOOK HOW FLUFFY pic.twitter.com/qR60ePyFcB

— Baby Animals 🐶 (@BabyAnimalPics) August 24, 2016

jus got into my uber & the 1st thing he says is "did u smoke weed just now? cuz I smell it"
I was like nah....
& this dude says "must be me"

— J (@jizcalifuh) August 24, 2016

"calling your bf 'daddy' 😷 is gross"

k boo just continue to have boring 'ol missionary sex,
while I throw my ass in an octagon for daddy

— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) August 25, 2016

Everything is 1 million times funnier when your supposed to be quiet.

— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) August 24, 2016

Third shade of kylie's new matte lip kits: Love Bite pic.twitter.com/LyTJDQ4jmI

— MAKEUP✨ (@glowkit) August 24, 2016

When you think you can pass a test without studying https://t.co/sFAO5Py7gq

— Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao) August 24, 2016

meanwhile, look at kim kardashian pic.twitter.com/A8FuqZGgXL

— § greg (@n9viv) August 25, 2016

I JUST WANNA LIVE IN OVERSIZED T-SHIRTS & SEXY UNDERWEAR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) August 24, 2016