80 year old me: grandchild, i bequeath to you my anime figure collection
— SungWon Cho (ProZD) (@prozdkp) February 22, 2017
grandchild: can i have money instea
me: this one is named lucina
*making the Constitution*
— History In Memes (@MemesOnHistory) February 22, 2017
Thomas Jefferson: "All men are created equal."
Minorities: Us too?
Thomas Jefferson: pic.twitter.com/fmwXISnzqz
me making any purchase under $50: i can do this infinity times without consequence
— SungWon Cho (ProZD) (@prozdkp) February 22, 2017
above $50: uh no thanks what am i a fuckin millionaire???
when she says, "Ima suck you dry" and you didn't believe her pic.twitter.com/gcXJrTwq59
— Sexual Gifs π₯ (@SexualGif) February 22, 2017
Pineapple Pizza isn't for everybody tbh. You really need a certain level of intelligence to really vibe to its flavor.
— jeff (@SaiIBoat) February 22, 2017
When she asks "When can I see you?" pic.twitter.com/PkXxttvjFm
— Ayan ⁶π (@Aymaxed) February 22, 2017
how many more times does this have to happen before y'all realise you can't stan this abuser for doing backflips n having bops from 2008 https://t.co/Jy1thMnLoY
— γ € (@poetIauren) February 21, 2017
I'm super needy. I love that corny and romantic shit. Bring me flowers randomly, or just a random little note
— Sexual Gifs π₯ (@SexualGif) February 22, 2017
When Trump goes down remember that Ryan and McConnell knew but stayed silent.
— SaIIy Yates (@SaIIyYates) February 22, 2017
They put America at risk to chase tax cuts for millionaires.
Donut mitosis! pic.twitter.com/3yDFGCgEZ8
— SciencePorn π (@SciencePorn) February 22, 2017
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